Sadly, time for a drunk thread...

OK. It's 8pm on a long weekend in Hawaii. And instead of going out hooring, I'm fucking off on Wordforge with the History Channel in the background.

I just had a glass of whisky and the buzz is kicking in. And while I was mixing it up I realized I was about one more drink from killing the bottle. And there ain't that much rum left either.

So. It may be time to...

Were you born gay, or did you learn it as a gyrene?

It's 1 AM for me.

Time for you to show us your browneye.

I can make your browneye blue.

You're disgusting.

Any straight man who says he doesn't want to see an underage Honduran girl's chili hole is not a straight man.

I'm used to it.

He gets to see my boobs June 25th, but that's all he gets. Same goes for all you guys.

See what I have brought you WordForge?

Bow down before me.

Kneel before Zod!

I really don't see what's attractive about that part of the body you keep asking for, you nasty fuck. The first time I took a look at mine, I thought " THIS is what guys go crazy over?"

It's the same reaction I had when I first saw a picture of a dick.

Not. Impressed.



I gotta be weird.

You'll learn in time, my pet.

Yeah....nasty fuck!

I'm so sad.

I try and go start a nice, innocent Drunk Thread and pretty soon Stone Phillips is going to be interviewing a handcuffed Storm on national TV.

!!

There, there, I know.

He's a bad scary man.

Here, get up on the trampoline where you'll be safe.

Phew, it's hot as the dickens in here, I'll go fire up the garden hose....

You'll never get wet pics outta me!

What can I say? I'm living on a Navy base. It's like every day is Fleet Week.

Oldie but a goodie.

"My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!"

And because I've had enough to drink (and I'm too lazy to find the right thread) I'll share this here:

^Seeing as the other thread is in the green room, I think that one's better in here...

Two Volpone drunk threads in one week?