The holy taser of divine wrath

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  1. Grandtheftcow

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    In this case maybe shooting him would have been the less painful solution.
     
    Grandtheftcow, Jul 21, 2009
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  2. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    HEY COPS!

    Dude is carrying a substance quite flammable in both liquid and vapor form! SHALL WE HIT 'EM WITH THE ELECTRICAL WEAPON OR NOT?
     
    Marso, Jul 21, 2009
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  3. snoopdog

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    Oh well tough shit! dont be a dumbfuck.
     
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  4. Uncle Albert

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    Well, what's the alternative? :shrug:

    I'm thinking you might not want to count on the effectiveness of pepper spray against someone who sniffs gasoline for fun. Wrestling with a dude covered in gas is out of the fucking question, and I imagine shooting him would be considered excessive.
     
    Uncle Albert, Jul 21, 2009
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  5. Marso

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    Nightsticks.
     
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  6. Zombie

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    Fuck that. Taser his ass. Then pour more gas on him and taser him again. :ramen:
     
    Zombie, Jul 21, 2009
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I often thought the PR-24 would benefit from the addition of a cattle-prod feature.
     
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  8. Uncle Albert

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    I'm not sure allowing Gasoline Man to close to baton range is a justifiable risk, either.
     
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  9. Volpone

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    Man, I want a public access cable show.

    "OK. Next up, I'm going to need a gallon of gasoline, a taser, a fire extinguisher, and a volunteer from the audience." :D
     
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Fire extinguisher?
     
    Forbin, Jul 22, 2009
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    [yt=Animal Show]2kFGxH4wrs4[/yt]
     
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