so it begins

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Nova, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Heterosexual marriage is the natural order of things.

    Homosexuality is not.
  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Bashing you over the head with a big, fucking club and taking your woman is the natural order of things, too.
  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    In other words, the Sun recently came out as "hot".
  4. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    No it isn't.
  5. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    well... it kinda is.. if someone does it... right?
  6. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    And by "people" you mean "gay people" right?
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  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Dayton's more of the smack the woman and drag her off by the hair type of cave dweller.
  8. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    No one cares, fucko.
  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I didn't bring it up.
  10. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Stop pushing your hetero agenda, Dayton.
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  11. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Bullshit.
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  12. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    What would it take to convince you otherwise?
  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What have you got?
  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Pictures or you're lying. :bailey:
  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Go for it. :bailey:
  16. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    'Taint fitt'n.
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  17. Amaris

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    I was about to say "it wouldn't bother me!" but then I realized that's because I'm the one saying it. :D

    Oh sweet Jebus. :vomit:
  18. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    what does your marriage say about your sexuality (at least, as a profession of a status anyway)?

    Truth is, all the customs of interpersonal relationships as practiced by heterosexuals advertise their sexuality. Why the double standard?
  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Because he doesn't like it.

    He's a massive hypocrite. He thinks it's okay to spread his sins around and shove them in our faces...you know...hitting his wife, being a liar, plotting against people, being a hateful bigot...but it's clearly wrong, wrong, wrong for a homosexual to fail to hide their sins from the judgemental eye of Dayton. How dare they make it obvious they exist?
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  20. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    well.......no. :no: marriage and natural don't even belong in the same sentence, in my opinion. marriage is a construct made my people. it has literally zero to do with nature.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    On the contrary. I'm all for homosexuals hiding their sins from the public.

    I fail to see how you could understand otherwise.

    By the way, I'm on record as also being against ANY heterosexual sexual intercourse outside of marriage as well so I'm hardly picking on the gays when it comes to sexual morality.
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    And yet, I never see you lousing up threads to do with adultery, prostitution, or porn.

    So...yeah, cherry-picking hypocrite phony.
    Go fuck yourself.
  24. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Very true. To my knowledge all of the great apes practice polygamy (usually an alpha male with a group of females) and several primates have been observed with homosexual behavior. Marriage only came about with the rise of civilization because men wanted to control a woman's sexual actions so he could be sure the offspring he was supporting (and who would eventually inherit his property) were biologically his. It is a social construct not usual for primates much less the great apes ergo the "natural" argument just doesn't hold water.
  25. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Do we have any such threads
  26. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    You're kidding, right?
  27. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I understood perfectly...your reading comprehension needs work.

    Read it again.

    And you are a hypocrite. You expect gays to hide their sins while you display yours proudly and pretend you are somehow better than they are.

    You are not.
  28. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Yes I am better.

    In regards to hypocrisy I ask you this:

    Do you have any evidence I've ever condemned ANYONE for any sin that I've committed?

    Feel free to post a link.
  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Like most of your posts that one makes no sense.

    Are you sure your are a teacher?
  30. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    than every gay person? :soma: WOW! :lol: