Which makes you a worse person: getting a blow job or serially sexually assaulting children?

I can't speak for Clinton or alot of other guys, but I don't really get much out of blowjobs personally. I understand them; they feel good. But, I've never came from getting a bj by itself. I mean once your partner starts choking on it, and starts to sound like they're sucking a Slurpee, that's enough for me. A mouth is just not tight enough. Then you have to politely transition into motioning for- Time to turn around, mount, or lie on one's back. You do want to say somehow (verbally or non verbally) that you enjoyed it. Nobody wants to hear the other one is bored, then your sex partner start thinking that they suck. (no pun) But, if some guy like me was in Bill Clinton's place (haha, that would soo never happen), and he didn't have a condom laying around, Ms. Lewinsky might have had a bastard child instead. Now THAT would have been a scandal. hahahaha

Oh, I almost forgot what I was initially going to say. If anyone goes before a judge and pleads that someone like a child molester should get community service, the judge should have the prerogative to order a court officer to shoot him dead.

That would have been worth C-SPAN pay per view. "I.DID.NOT.HAVE.SEXUAL...FUCCCK...RELATIONS.WITH THAT WOMAN. I never told anyone to LIEEE! JESUS I AM SUCH a...CHRIST!...UBER-MASOCHIST! STOP KENNN, I SAID IT!"

Hillary: "Well, this is just fucking dandy. It's totally gonna fuck up my chances for the White House. You should taken that pain and liked it! Worthless son of a bitch. You can't do anything right."

Can you imagine her [in private] after losing the primary to a black guy with a tiny fraction of the experience she racked up to say "I can do this!" Imagine the discussion in their living room. "GODDAMNED NIGGERS, SPICS, STRAIGHT MALE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR FUCKING VOTES! OH, AND THOSE FUCKING STUPID COMMISSIONERS WHO COUNTED THEM! ... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON! CHELSEA!!! ... BRING ME A WIRE HANGER! NOWWWW, YOU STUPID WORTHLESS GIRL!!!! I WANT TO BEAT SOMEONE TIL THEY BLEEEEED. I WANT TO BEAT THEM HARDDD TIL I DRAW BLOOD!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?!?!"

Prove it!

I've never had sexual relations outside of marriage. That is all the proof you need. And I'll note that given people have accepted plenty of things posted about my personal history online as the truth, from a logical perspective you are required to believe the rest.

Is that one of those things like catholic priests where it isn't sex if it's an altar boy/offensive linesman?

Your stunted, inhibited sex-life may not make you a hypocrite but you define the word in most of your opinions.

Maybe because it's California?

You're either lying or gay.

You cannot understand why a young man might NOT put physical attractiveness as the most important thing regarding a potential mate? I thought most women thought that men were too superficial and caught up on looks? Why are you bitchin about one who is not?

I still would like to know what you meant by the opportunity to date the "Most Beautiful and Best Figure" girl. Was it let's go see a movie/get some coffee sometime or was it a long term relationship ?

Look people, this lying sack of shit is so stupid and out of touch with reality as to believe he has a shot at being President. Do you honestly think he had a shot with this 'hottest chick in school'?

Every judge who is easy on child molestors should have them baby-sit his kids/grandkids.

I had to Google this.

What. The fuck.

I posted a link so google should not have bee necessary.

Probably the former.

To the woman I originally referred to, she had been in my class at school since the first grade. So, at that point, 15 years roughly. You might say we grew up together.

In regards to my wife, my aunt lived across the road from her sister (who cut my hair) and they both thought we would make a nice couple so they arranged for us to meet. Both of us were unattached (naturally regarding me of course) so it seemed pretty reasonable.

So it was the opportunity to go on a date, not date the girl.

I guess. Though I'm really not getting the distinction there.

So you were fixed up with your wife, and you went for it because of that opportunity, even though you didn't know her. The question we all have is what was the opportunity regarding the hottie from 1st grade?

Back in '08 at my sister's wedding reception, her mother-in-law had invited several guests. Many of them are higher ups in society in local government, business owners, etc.. One of the guests was a former Miss Venezuela (came as a guest of a guest), the mother-in-law introduced me to her. We wound up talking for a while at the reception, and met up a few times afterwards for dinner, drinks, etc.. We had a few dates, never dated. That's the distinction.

In real life I would say the majority of relationships develop largely out of convenience. The tired old cliché of "bumping into someone" is pretty much a joke. The majority of people you meet you meet through mutual acquaintanances

Jeez Dayton... that sounds like a step away from a mail order bride.

Couldn't you have just gone on a missionary trip and got yourself a Phillipina?

No. I have little regard for so called "romantic" notions about destiny and there being a single "soul mate" out there for everyone. In my opinion, there are a number of possible perfectly acceptable mates for everyone.

To further that, while I'm not an advocate of flat out "arranged marriages" the reasoning behind them is solid. In all likelihood in such an arrangement you have

1) Families will be of similar background with common interests
2) Both families support the marriage and lend their social (and even financial) resources to the new couple in order to make it succeed. Never underestimate the importance of outside support in a marriage working well.
3) Related to the above, the couple will tend to have similar beliefs and values.
4) Historically, what we call "romantic love" has been the basis for permanent relationships for a relatively short period of time.

Playing devil's advocate, but he's got a point. Nothing else explains why every female engineer on my boat but one ended up married to someone else from this command.

Course, that last post is why Dayton continues to be the laughingstock of WF.

Also to Spaceturkey, but it's "Filipina". Fuck, why did that commie Anc remove the nice comment boxes.

In the case of Dayton a cross between a Filipina and a philistine would make for the idealized mail order bride.

1) my, how elitist and snobby you are. not to mention outdated, since most people live far away from their extended family, and maybe see them for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas at most.

2)If you're gonna get married, you should also be situated enough in life to handle your own finances without taking handouts from others. It also helps to figure out ways to not piss off every one of your bosses and not get fired every six months.

3) You can just as easily discover that with time and communication skills, too.

4)This is why everyone thinks you have Aspergers.

I don't get it Annie. How can I have "a point" yet also "continue to be the laughingstock of WF"? It would seem the two are exclusive.

Wow... so marriage has less to do with love than it does with convenience? It really sounds like you're saying that you got married because you had nothing better to do.