This is What Happens When You Legalize Gay Marriage!

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  1. K.

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    This actually used to be the same in Germany; in theory, you also needed to avoid eating together. "Getrennt von Tisch und Bett" -- "separated for bed and table" was the requirement, still an idiom today.
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Well, for starters when one of the wives gets her monthlies the other wife would be available. And I know this may surprise you, but many women actually enjoy sex.

    For the second question, men like sex as well, the more we can get the happier we are. I take it you've never had two women at the same time (also known as a threesome).

    And how the hell can you still mangle quotes so badly even after over a decade of posting in forums?
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  4. Aenea

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    If polygamy stands for men, it should for women as well. :bergman:
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Of course not. Disgusting and immoral by any standard.
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    This may surprise you to know, but two women living in the same house or who in close association to one another, often over time have menstrual cycles at the same time.
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Uhhhh... no. It's fucking awesome!!
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  8. Aenea

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    :bergman:
  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yes I know, but not always.
  10. RickDeckard

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    Wrong. My standard thinks it's great.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

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    As if you or Ed would know.
  12. RickDeckard

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    Would know what?
  13. ed629

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    Oh trust me, I do. By first hand penis experience, it's incredibly great by any standard.

    But you wouldn't know anything about. You did once state some along the lines of "Sex is a chore to be finished as quickly and efficiently as possible.", and that you prefer a hot bath to sex. And I seriously doubt you ever had a blowjob, tuggy, titty fuck, or anything else aside from straight missionary position.
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  14. The Exception

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    So Abraham, David, Jacob, and a few other biblical figures were not men to you?
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  15. Ancalagon

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    Yeah, by about spring time all the girls in the dorms had synced. The horror stories of what went down over there. :shock:
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    Prove it.

    Rick as well.

    If you can ask for proof about a Carl Sagan autobiography then surely proof for the wild claims you end Rick are making is more than reasonable.
  17. RickDeckard

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    I think my saying so is proof enough of what my standard is. Me being me and all. :rolleyes:
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  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Then you prove that you've never lied.
  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    No one is obligated to prove a negative.

    You are maintaining that you had a threesome and that it was great.

    Thus you are maintaining that a certain event happened at a certain place, with a certain person, at a certain time. Positive assertions all around. You are thus obligated to prove it.
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    ed, it sounds like Dayton wants...details...of your...session. :yeehaw: :flow2:
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  21. RickDeckard

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    Comedy gold tonight, Dayton!
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

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    I don't really care myself.

    But if Ed & Rick are going to make outrageous claims about their past exploits (and they are outrageous because most men I'm confident never have sex with more than one woman at one time) then they should be expected to provide proof if they want me to provide proof about what I read in a book.

    At least I've posted a link to show the book actually exists.

    For all we know the women that Ed & Rick refer to exist only in their imaginations.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    No kidding, I thought he considered hearing/reading and seeing sex acts to be immoral and disgusting. Sorry Dayton, the idea of you fapping to me is incredibly creepy by any standard, you're not going to see any proof (pics) of it.
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  24. RickDeckard

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    I didn't refer to any women or exploits, fuckstick - although I'll wager that I've had more than you. I merely said that I did not disapprove of multiple partners.
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  25. Dayton Kitchens

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    Of course you have.

    I have morals.

    One life, one wife.
  26. RickDeckard

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    I'd suck the semen encrusted cheese from an AIDS-infected dick before I'd succumb to your "morals".
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  27. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You are a sad strange little man for all of your so called morals.

    Here's the thing, we already know you don't like sex or even thinking about it. So why do you want proof of another person's sex life?
  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    Why do you want proof of an account from Carl Sagan's autobiography?
  29. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I don't want proof and didn't ask for it, unrepentant dickheads like you and you ilk can't understand that. It speaks highly of how intellectually bankrupt you are.

    Case closed.
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  30. gul

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    I'd rather be dead than live under Dayton's morality.
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