So got the glasses etched with the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 around the Starfleet insignia. I'll try to put a better pic up later.
Firing blanks there Dayton. This taunt is applied to people engaged in child-like behavior. I don't believe glass etching falls in to that category, but you're welcome to prove it.
I got use a laser, so fuck you Kitchens. And looks a lot better than your warp wedge idea by a long shot. Thanks.. and like I said I got to use a laser.