A serious question for Federal Farmer

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  1. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    How old are you?

    Seriously, knowing your age would offer some insight into how you post here.
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  2. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I've got one too. When you say you're a "Historian", is that actually your vocation, or is it more of a state of mind?
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  6. Steal Your Face

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  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Looks like you nailed it.
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Bullshit.
  9. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Ehm, i thought you said you where a lot younger on TBBS...
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  10. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    And I've been away from there for almost two years.
  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm not giving out anymore personal information. If you don't believe me, oh well.
  12. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Oh come on. What kind of historian are you? Are you a professor at a college?
  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    No.
  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Let the record reflect that Federal Farmer admits it, he's no kind of historian.
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  16. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    No, I just said that I'm not a professor. You don't needto be a professor to be a historian.
  17. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Not even the armchair kind? :(
  18. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    So what kind of historian are you?
  19. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    A histrionic one.
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  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Are you Indian Jones Jr.?
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  21. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    So he's inferior to Dayton? Is that what you're saying?
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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Mutt, no thanks.
  23. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Are you saying Indiana Jones was a mutt or that FacEman is a mutt?
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    A very poor one...
  25. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Indiana Jones JR. or Henry Jones 3 is Mutt. Please don't equate me to him.
  26. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Not really.
    And you said, at TBBS, you where in your early 20's IIRC, so claiming you are 35 now is a bit of a fib...
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  27. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Go back and read my posts and walk it back from there. Then do the math.
  28. MikeH92467

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    No fucking math, in the fucking Red Room.
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  29. K.

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    A student of mine with a good understanding of the matter and bad orthography once wrote in a test that Shakespeare's plays could be divided into three kinds: The tragedies, the comedies, and the hysterical plays.
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Isn't that basically common knowledge?