I've got one too. When you say you're a "Historian", is that actually your vocation, or is it more of a state of mind?
Not really. And you said, at TBBS, you where in your early 20's IIRC, so claiming you are 35 now is a bit of a fib...
A student of mine with a good understanding of the matter and bad orthography once wrote in a test that Shakespeare's plays could be divided into three kinds: The tragedies, the comedies, and the hysterical plays.