Nope, she's perfectly health, shut up.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Of the ass?
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  2. evenflow

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    The seizure symptoms in the video are pretty apparent, the fact that her handlers retreated to a private safe space during the incident, the staged exit from the apartment, and the fervor with which the palace guards have taken to the "pneumonia" line.

    Just a week ago her being sick was a conspiracy theory, now we're told her sickness is a sign of her enduring stamina. I have no proof, how would I? But I know when I'm being fed a line, and the Frank Drebin "nothing to see here" is getting downright comical.

    Not that I expected anything less. Please continue.
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It seems clear people are going to see what they want to see. But I'm glad you admit to having no actual facts behind your claims. Speculation about rumor and innuendo is what passes for political discussion these days.
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  4. gturner

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    Her seizures and balance problems are probably due to her blood clot, concussion, and stroke, and possibly the side effects of various blood thinners and thyroid medications, and perhaps her narcolepsy medication. It's probably unrelated to all her respiratory problems.

    If she gets elected the President's part of the White House will be renamed "The West Ward." The spouse will be staying in "The East Ward", aka the VD ward.
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    Flow! *waves*
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  6. Amaris

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    What do you mean please continue? You're the one making empty claims. So how is the medical practice, Dr. @evenflow? Diagnosed anyone over the telephone lately? Perhaps you've joined an internet forensics agency? Once you solve this one, you can tackle the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa!
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    I developed pneumonia after a 28k ski race with a cold. #oldfella
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Farmer, wine maker, test pilot rockstars always think they're also doctors.
    I call it "Buckaroo Banzai syndrome".
    :no:
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  9. gturner

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    "She's not sick!!"
    [Two days later]
    "She's sick and that's awesome!!"​

    Yep. That sums up the liberal talking point.
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  10. mburtonk

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    Pneumonia is just an infection of the lungs, the bacteria or virii aren't usually special.
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  11. Amaris

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    Gods forbid she gets the walking pneumonia and the boogie woogie blues, or the people here that didn't give five fucks about her health before, will become even more Greatly Concerned™. It's for her own good, I'm sure. Oh, that reminds me, I need @evenflow to see whether or not I have high cholesterol. I'm sure he can figure it out once I show him a picture of me drinking a Pepsi.
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    Hilary's so terminally white she couldn't boogie woogie if her life depended on it. :bergman:
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  13. gturner

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    If she'd been that sick in the stairwell of the World Trade Center on 9/11, they'd have told her to let the healthy people evacuate first.
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  14. Amaris

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    She could still catch line dancing lupus. No one's too white for line dancing. I've seen it. I know.
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    She's ill. She has episodes like today. Probably Parkinson's disease which it seems her symptoms fit.

    She doesn't have pneumonia. That's a lie. Because she wouldn't be out and about for the last few days. That's their excuse to cover up her more serious issue.

    If she was fine on Saturday and Friday and Thursday it stands to reason their claim of pneumonia doesn't hold true.
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    Maybe it's a sympathetic WTC lung disease, kind of like catching stigmata at the Vatican. :garamet:
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  17. Amaris

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    Holy shit, guys we have two doctors here! Seizures, Parkinson's, hot damn! You and Dr. @evenflow need to start a practice together! Who knew we had doctors on this board so brilliant, that a simple video and picture is enough for them to do a full diagnosis on someone whose comprehensive medical history they've never seen. Goddamn, I am impressed.
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    And Dayton's an experienced pilot.
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Might go something like this:


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  20. Zombie

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    My prognosis for you is death in 3 months. From accidentally ingesting My Little Pony accessories.

    You're not supposed to put those things in your mouth. Bad! BAD HUMAN!
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    If this were to happen to Obama right now how would the media react? There would be grave concern that the President had a serious medical issue. Get real, lefties.
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    Pfft, the package said non-toxic. :bailey:
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    When I interviewed for a job recently everyone there wanted to know my health history and seemed really concerned about whether I would die on the job.










    No wait. That wasn't how the interview played out at all.
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  25. Zombie

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    Well it looks like the damn holding back reality has finally broke for the Democrats and they are scared shitless that they:

    #1 Can't trust Hillary, Bill, or her campaign team to tell the truth

    #2 That she may have worse health issues then she's letting on

    #3 That Assange's remarks about bombshell emails are about her health and will absolutely devastate her campaign in the final weeks. It will prove #1 and #2 and infuriate enough of America that they turn on her. No one likes a liar.

    So they are now starting to slowly come together and discuss something that I don't think has ever actually happened in American history.

    Bernie Sanders? No longer a Democrat. Also the DNC doesn't like him.

    Tim Kaine? A lightweight moron.

    Joe Biden? A moron BUT he's got skill at bullshitting.

    Elizabeth Warren? She'd be crushed. She's not the powerhouse she thinks she is.

    Is there anyone else?

    I fully expect to see the Berniebots raise their heads and demand him since he came in 2nd.

    Wow. Just wow. This campaign is like a plane crash that's taking forever. :lol:
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  26. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    That's not where he puts them.:bailey:
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    It is after he's done with them. How do you think he's going to die?
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  28. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    A shiv to the liver in prison by a guy named tiny who found he's a pedo?
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  29. Zombie

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    HAHAHA!

    If you look at a couple of tweets in response to David Shuster:





    It has begun....... :lol:
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  30. Zombie

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    Look I make a funny. Then you sorta make a half-funny. Then I make a good-reply-funny to make up for your slacking.

    Then you fuck it up. Again.

    That's a problem you need to work on.

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