Whatever else comes of this election...

I'm getting laid a lot more, thanks to Mr. Trump.

You see I was brought up in the era of Mister Rogers, No-means-no, Touch me Inappropriately Elmo, where you're supposed to ask a girl permission to kiss her. Turns out they did a study and most women find this a turn-off. It comes across as weak. So I've started grabbing women by the pussy. And I'm getting laid more than I have time for now.

Thanks, the Donald. May you be given a chance to do as much good for America as you've done for my sex life.

Seriously? I thought you were at least as old as me.

The only way the OP will ever get laid will be if they invent a way to instantly block pepper spray and tasers.

Yeah, just because I know you, a pussy is a hole and is not shaped like a hot dog. Aside from that feel free to have fun with the boys, and those who were unfortunate enough to end up with a penis and you grabbing onto it.

You're Trump's rent boy? That's pretty disgusting.

This thread is worthless without pictures.

Not to mention not believable.

Dayton's technically right. This thread is worthless with or without pictures.

So, how is the new job in the morgue?

Volpone trying to pass for straight...

Volpone's YouTube channel is certainly interesting.

I too am getting laid more despite growing up in the same era, thanks to, um,... not being a douche bag?

I thought it was because once you went bisexual you doubled your options.........

Is that how you have more sex than you want?

No, he opened up to other species.

No.

I got married to a wonderful woman.

The lovely couple.

jealous?

I think I found the answer.

Dude, she's sleeping with your brother behind your back.

As long as she is not sleeping with the boy she has not violated any laws.

Oh, and I am sure we can find a plastic facility for her as soon as the new Barbie orange is the new black playset comes out.

Ah, broken record/ one trick pony strikes again.

I have no brother.

You mean your father and mother were inadequate?

I would feel the same way if my brother did that to me.

Hey hey, Dayton got a couple good zingers off in this thread. No need to needlessly bash him and make the thread about him.

Don't you have to go borrow your dad's car so you can pick up some beers Mr drunk driver.

It's always sad when a family gets torn apart. Much like how Dayton's bride got torn apart and he to repair her with duct tape.

No.