I'm getting laid a lot more, thanks to Mr. Trump. You see I was brought up in the era of Mister Rogers, No-means-no, Touch me Inappropriately Elmo, where you're supposed to ask a girl permission to kiss her. Turns out they did a study and most women find this a turn-off. It comes across as weak. So I've started grabbing women by the pussy. And I'm getting laid more than I have time for now. Thanks, the Donald. May you be given a chance to do as much good for America as you've done for my sex life.
The only way the OP will ever get laid will be if they invent a way to instantly block pepper spray and tasers.
Yeah, just because I know you, a pussy is a hole and is not shaped like a hot dog. Aside from that feel free to have fun with the boys, and those who were unfortunate enough to end up with a penis and you grabbing onto it.
I too am getting laid more despite growing up in the same era, thanks to, um,... not being a douche bag?
As long as she is not sleeping with the boy she has not violated any laws. Oh, and I am sure we can find a plastic facility for her as soon as the new Barbie orange is the new black playset comes out.
Hey hey, Dayton got a couple good zingers off in this thread. No need to needlessly bash him and make the thread about him.
It's always sad when a family gets torn apart. Much like how Dayton's bride got torn apart and he to repair her with duct tape.