Crushes

Nerd Crush: It should be Lindsey Sterling...



It really should. I want it to be her, but for some inexplicable goddamn reason it's Tessa Violet.

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Guy Crush: Anson Mount. Hands Down. I want to have his babies.



More later.

Tessa Violet.... Star Trek Girl, oh hell yes!

Isn't that so weird how something random just clicks to make you like a person that makes absolutely no sense? When I think back on all my celebrity crushes, some make total sense...Michelle Pfeiffer in dangerous liaisons


...and some are just.....weird. I will forever be in love with David Hyde Pierce and I don't know why.

My first real celebrity crush.


Later on -


And currently -

Did you know they shrunk her for Gotham?

Manuela Maury --- Swiss French TV



Christine Maier --- Swiss German TV News

Hey, why do you think I'm so well informed?

Elke Summer
Diana Rigg
Sherry Jackson
Kelly Hu
Eliza Dushku
Mila Kunis
Katheryn Zeta-Jones
Jennifer Connely
And right now I'm convinced Katheryn Winnick is the most beautiful creature to ever walk the Earth.

Oh my, so many, so I'll keep the list shortened to celebrity supercrushes, and in chronological order.

Alyssa Milano (my very first celebrity crush)
Cindy Crawford (the only model I had a poster of on my wall)
Natalie Portman
Ewan McGregor
Jude Law
Kiera Knightley
John Barrowman
Lady Gaga
Zoe Saldana


Non-celebrity crushes outnumber these 100 to 1.

Ain't it the truth ...

Here's my current teevee show crush.

The character...not the actress.

I'm sure the actress is perfectly lovely, but I just got finished binge watching The Magicians Season 1...twice, so Alice and I have history.

The heart wants what it wants.

I've been binge-watching @Spaceturkey 's Spadina Bus video since he posted it. It's brilliant!!

When I was younger, it scared me, because some of the crushes I had were male, and I lived in a very conservative family.

I would totally hit about 40 percent of your list.

not a "crush" and I am indeed hetero and damn proud of it.....but Jeff Goldblum is about as sexy as a man can get.

You can admit it. You got a guy crush. It doesn't mean you're gay.

Tessa Violet.... Star Trek Girl, oh hell yes.

I would hit 66.6% of that list, all of them of the XX chromosome.

Well in that case - Dominick Cruz (UFC bantam weight) while we are at it!

I just spent about an hour watching her videos.... yeah... she is so goddamn beautiful, gorgeous, cute, sexy....

I don't know about any XX chromosome, but I have an XXX chromosome for the first three and Lady Gaga. I saw a picture of her naked (her, not myself naked) and she's extremely hot.

Oh, well, if we're going by characters rather than actresses . . .

She kicks ass.

She cleans up... amazing.

Okay. Now I have a clown crush.

I don't watch the Super Bowl - but maybe I would watch the halftime show if this was the entertainment!

As for Post-Modern Jukebox, while Puddles is okay, I'd crawl naked over crushed glass for Morgan James.




"I'm Not the Only One" has me bawling like a baby by the time she's done.

It doesn't help, lol.

My man crushes are Nathan Fillion and Timothy Olyphant, and they appear together on the 1st episode of Santa Clarita Diet!

But my my-pants-are-too-tight crushes are...

Alexandra Daddario



Natalie Dormer


Nicole Kidman


Charlize Theron

She's got a ginormous set of eyes, ifffff yaknowhatImean.

I have no idea what you mean. #TheresAlwaysThatOneGuy