Did that just happen?

Did the Press Secretary of the fucking President of the United States of America just attack Nordstrom's in a press conference because they discontinued the President's daughter's fashion line?

What the Actual Fuck?!?





I fucking LOVE this guy!!!!

This whole presidency is devolving into middle school drama - it's quite amazing really. Definitely "first world" problems when this is the kind of shit they get wrapped around the axle about.

And you better not go shopping there either because they will have FBI agents lurking around the stores writing down the names of people who do.

Aww, are you a sad elf? I thought relishing in the bullshit the LOOSERS were spewing was all you cared about.

No I'm not sad - it's just very perplexing trying to figure out his mindset sometimes. Never a dull moment that's for sure!

You can't figure out his mindset?

Either way, this is fun!

He's a sociopath. He thinks of only himself and what belongs to him. Anything that he perceives as an attack against him, or those he considers "his," get attacked in return. He's an adult Anthony Fremont.

I think you are being overly generous here...

What's the over/under on how long before Spicer just quits?

http://www.newser.com/story/238072/after-trump-tweet-nordstrom-stock-soars.html

He may not get that chance.


Sean Spicer is on thin ice because Melissa McCarthy played him on ‘Saturday Night Live’

He won't quit. He quits and Trump will spend hours complaining about Spicer. Spicer might get forced out, but if he quits, Trump will take it as a personal affront and go after him.

I am going to go and buy a very expensive suit from Nordstrom this weekend. Maybe two.

Is Spicer our very own Baghdad Bob?

The best part is how Rosie O'Donnell is now offering to play Steve Bannon.

Christ. Doesn't the president of the United States have anything better to do than tweet about Nordstrom?

And is he basically admitting that he makes horrible decisions and relies on his daughter to reign him in?

If he can't even handle a department store without losing it how the heck is he gonna handle China or Iran?

So I guess Nordstrom was stocking some trump brand shit so the white trash could afford something in their stores? What rich people actually buy trump brand? Does trump actually think he has a luxury brand that means something? That is hilarious because every brand who're I know would damned near die before being caught dead in trumpwear. They would sooner wear Wal-Mart clothing than trump. Maybe I just hang out with all the wrong Westchester families and trump brand is a thing. This is a fucking guy who thinks chain pizza is what you treat visitors to when they come to town.

I guess alt right trash does not have a clue what brands are good for your image and what brands show you don't belong to the rich elite.

Disclaimer: I am not a brand who're, but if you are going to try to impress others with your trump brand merchandise I know they are going to see you as a wannabe and that is worse than a not bother trying.

Spicer's response:

This president is a joke, but I'm not laughing.

Got to admit her take on Spicer was classic. If SNL was like that every Saturday I'd watch it.

I wonder, if Trump is too distracted by this petty bullshit, does it mean he won't actually have a chance to do anything harmful?

I think he'll spontaneously combust before quitting.

Press Secretaries generally don't last that long.

He was pulling similar petty bullshit on Twitter when he should have been in the situation room during the Yemen raid, so nope.

I try to put myself in the other guy's shoes. You know, in "X situation" how would I play it? Rarely would I play it like Pres. Trump would. Not saying he doesn't have good ideas or that he doesn't have America's best interests at heart (and his work ethic is admirable) I just have such a different personality that I can't quite relate to what he is doing much of the time.

We can only hope.

It gets better - Kellyanne Conjob was out there shilling for Ivanka's wares, and violating ethics rules (but those that are the purview of the White House to enforce, so she'll get away with it) into the bargain:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-nordstrom-234838

Unless you're facepalming Conway's shill act, Anc, perhaps you'd explain that rep?

Edit: Captain X doesn't need to explain his, because I don't give a fuck about his opinion.

I initially did, so probably.