Heh Borrowed description: I honestly don’t know what my favorite part of this WorldStar video where an angry Trump supporter tries and fails to burn her NFL gear is. It’s a rich, comedic tapestry. At first, I thought it might have been the part where she talks about being a Steelers fan in Maryland as if that’s a persecuted class. Then I considered the part in the beginning where she made it a point to inform the viewer that she didn’t rehearse the speech where she bitches out Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin for supporting his team’s staying in the locker room during the anthem. Of course, it would do this video a great disservice not to mention the part where the lady does a Hulk Hogan impression and tears off her Steelers shirt with dramatic flair — only to reveal a Trump tee underneath. For me, the best part is how none of her gear would actually catch on fire. So she gives up with a final “Go to hell!” One wonders why she decided to upload such an embarrassing fail. https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/34...er-tries-and-fails-to-burn-her-steelers-gear/
1. Omigawd, no one can make a fucking Youtube video that gets to the fucking point, they have to flap their yap, and tell you their fucking life story first. 2. Okay, for people unfamiliar with fire, it goes like this. You're literally building the fire. You're getting the fire to grow like an organsim. You lay down some wadded newspaper around the thing you want to burn, then roll up a piece of paper into a cone in your hand , and get that alight with your match or lighter, then light the paper wadding with your paper torch. That should get most things like cloth, or cardboard, or plastic going. If you need more power, then add twigs, then bigger sticks, then a log, then once the fire is strong enough to eat logs, you can burn almost anything. If the thing you're burning is more stubborn than even that, add motor oil to burn hot, and add grill lighting fluid to get the oil burning. That should cremate just about anything. In movies, everything has a magic gasoline center, and goes right up, but in real life, you have to give fire some encouragement. You have to coax the little beast out of hiding. ...what? I was a Boy Scout. A really crappy Boy Scout, but I remember the fire stuff. And the knife stuff.
I can't decide whether these should be the first three lines of a horror short story, the last three lines of a young adult adventure novel, or just the inscription on someone's tombstone.
I'm an Eagle Scout, that is the non-Boy Scout way to make a fire. The actual way to make a fire: Take some kindling like tree bark, small stick or dry brush, ball it up then make a pyramid with small sticks then light the kindling. Once you get it lit, blow on it and build the fire. Once you get a good fire going, add larger sticks, but keep the pyramid shape. Once you get that going, you can add larger logs and maintain a large fire. When your for goes out make sure it's out by pouring water on it and covering it with dirt. Keep in mind you also want to build the fire in a hole you've dug and surround the fire with rocks to prevent the fire from spreading. It's also suggested that you pour water around the rim of the rocks.
Yes, yes, and I probably should have instructed a circle of rocks around it. But a dark part of me was hoping Lesbian Shoes would turn himself into Freddy Krueger.
I see this shit and go They already have your money for that shit. I mean, I guess maybe it can make you feel better or something, but it seems pretty pointless to me.
Right. The correct way to deal with flag burners should be to trademark the flag and sell it in a bundle with matches.
I had a very nice shit today. It was kind of smelly but it was solid and in one piece with easy post crapping clean up. Realitively modest butt wiping. All in all pretty good. Yeah, that is my reaction to all this.
Years of making materials flame retardant so drunk idiots don't accidentally burn down their house or burn themselves when getting clumsy around open flame like lighters, grills, and campfires completely backfires on the village idiots when they want to burn their gear in protest. Those things are hard to light on fire because of football fans lighting themselves and their houses on fire. Oh the irony. What is even better is that in order to burn these things they will probably use some form of gasoline type compound to make things burn better and that will help light them and their houses on fire. Thank you trump.
