Russia is causing a radioactive cloud in Europe.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...ud-over-europe-hints-at-accident-farther-east

Something happened in Russia's southern Urals to Volga region but so far the Russian government is not owning up to it. The problem is a low level radioactive cloud has been detected in all 28 EU member states.

This bring back memories of Chernobyl when for days the Soviet government refusef to admit the accident had happened. It wasn't until US and British spy satellites showed pictures that the Soviet government finally came clean. We know something happened in Russia but we do not yet know exactly what.

Aren't some of those Soviet era nuclear power plants disasters waiting to happen?

My ex-wife is from the Volga region where Lennin was born. Ulyonisk.

Damnit, now Russians will get mutant powers and we just get trump. Quick I need a hundred cats to bite me and a ticket to Russia. Then I will be catgirlboy. My super sarcasm will destroy all evildoers who dare defy me. I will nap and have the power of insanity. It will be awesome.

Look it is nice you play with Chechnya Barbie and you are married and all, but the adults are talking now. You are not old enough to be married, except maybe in some sicko European country. Just settle down and go play pokemon or whatever the kids are doing today.

Shut the fuck up, you have no clue what you are talking about. Unlike you, I’ve actually been to Russia and know the region. Get back to me when you are more educated, which will probably be never.

okay the jig is up for me.....I couldn't hold my #2 until I got home to my own bathroom during my recent business trip there.

I've been to Russia...

And I've been to Uranus

ed's specifically or just an anus in general?

Don't overthink it.

I already have that superpower.

Good for you, you didn't make a dumb shit post.

Yes, but do you have cute cat ears and accessories to go with it? And is the word most used to describe you adorable? If not I am so going to be a better batgirl than you are powers or not.

Lol no one believes that

Maybe his parents took him on a trip or something. Maybe an x wife from Russia is like a Canadian girlfriend to kids today. Who knows what is going on over in those Virginia middle schools.

Unlike you and your but-buddy @Tererun, I have evidence to prove my claims.

Back in the old days boys used to have Canadian girlfriends like your Chechen x wife. They would always have some love letter or a phone number to prove it. Sometimes they had pictures of some strange girl they supposedly slept with. It is not new kiddo. It is ok, we know you got a Russian girlfriend when you went on vacation. Sure you got married and had sex and you are not a drunk loser virgin. Save the proof for your high school friends.

Except what you've describeddidn't happen, what did happen is I did marry a Russian women, spent three months in Russia and was married for ten years. You can claim all the things you want about me, but every time I ask you to back up your claims, you can't. I can prove everything I've said, so once again, you got nothing.

No I was just talking about super sarcasm powers but I do have a headband and sunglasses and if I can hook up with an enchanter in Stormwind..........

The boy is so moody.

Did she divorce you for your inability to spell Lenin and Ulyanovsk?

Or at the very least a healthy porn career.

speaking of cat ears, Ariana Grande is all into that. I saw Ariana Grande cat ear headphones in the airport for sale last time I flew. Side note I would totally plow that sweet brown body right through the headboard until my heart exploded. Who the fuck wouldn't? Just sayin'

I'm thinking it might be more sensible to do it until your dick explodes, then wait a few and go at it again. Coronaries ain't needed.

Ok prove it

No.