Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Around the 37 minute mark.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Holy hell. :rofl:
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Finally, Trump is bringing honor back to the White House by buying $500 worth of fast food to feed his staff and college athletes. No dijon on these burgers!!
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Lmao the sauce packets are being served on silver:

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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Wow, is this real life?

    He couldnt even spring for Hardee's? :lol:
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I can't stop reading about this, it's the cold coagulated gift that keeps on giving.

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    Oddly delightful. :wub:
  10. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    'bama would've gotten steaks.
  11. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    He's keepin' it real.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    They posted the initial photos of the burgers stacked up on the table two hours before the dinner started. :lol:
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Oh no doubt these were cold when served. Just the hassle of ordering them, transporting them, and getting them through security. These were lukewarm by the time the photos were taken and ice cold by the time they were served.
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    So how is it that the catering staff can't work, but the band can?
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    The band is attached to the Marines, IIRC.
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  16. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    No food hygiene issues there?
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    Don't worry, even bacteria cannot live off of fast food.
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  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    The White House is a Navy Mess. So... :shrug:
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    But the chef is a civilian who works for the White House.
  20. Tererune

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    All of a sudden I have images of Steven Segal playing a navy chef trying to help trump build his wall.
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    As everyone knows, a good restaurant quality burger (proper chef, proper burger) is fantastic.

    Imagine getting invited to the white house, ushered in and served uo a cold, Big Mac.... :vomit:

    Trumpet could surely afford to buy in some American beef, american chefs and serve up a banquet of American cuisine.
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    This is the man who thinks fast food is healthy because he's afraid of being poisoned and whose go-to order is Big Macs and Fillet-O-Fish...
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    LOL - Trump now telling farmers he's gonna make it easier for immigrants to get in to do farm labor...
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  24. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    That's what doesn't make sense. How much could the savings really have been over hiring any old caterer? It's like he just had to go with the tackiest, most unappealing option.
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  25. tafkats

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  26. Tuckerfan

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    Actually, now that I think about it, they probably weren't cold (but that doesn't mean that they were tasty). Think about it for a moment: If the President is in serious negotiations with someone, they may not want to disrupt the flow of the talks to have lunch, but you don't want the lunch to be cold when you serve it to them (nor do you want them to have to wait to get their food when they break for lunch), so you're going to have either heat lamps, or a "hot box" you can put the food into to keep it warm while you wait for the president to finish negotiating with the delegation from Usbekibekistan or where ever.

    So, the food would have been hot, but the lettuce wilted, the cheese melted to the wrapper/box, and the fries limp.
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  27. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I take it you are not familiar with the time-honored US institution of the "all you can eat" buffet? Greasy food sitting there for hours at a time?
    Amazingly few people actually get sick from them! My theory is they have such a quantity of fresh food in them that it dilutes the spoiled food.
    I need a government grant to properly run an experiment of course!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    so exactly like the food always is? :lol:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :shep:is that guy bending over for a Trumpified body cavity search? Trump truly is keeping America safe!
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    Well, Wendy's hasn't used heat lamps since at least the late '80s and McDonald's shifted to "cooking it when you order it" in recent years.
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