Progressive Puritanism - Big Boobs BAD BAD BAD

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  1. The Flashlight

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    https://boundingintocomics.com/2019...d-the-honey-bee-inn-due-to-ethics-department/


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    So, women's breast size is now a matter of ethics? Like, it's unethical for women to have a large bust? And we're worried about whether big boobs makes fight mechanics in a Final Fantasy video game unrealistic? :rolleyes:

    Isn't it funny how you can arrive at the same destination by taking seemingly different paths?

    Imagine if it was a conservative Christian organization regulating the depiction of women's breast sizes so as to not promote lewdness? The libtard freaky freaks would be screaming bloody murder, accusing Christian men of trying to control women's sexuality and trap women in the Dark Ages, blah blah blah.

    Once again, an example of how today's regressive liberal orthodoxy isn't the same as the wildly transgressive liberalism of yesteryear. We've gone from Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy to Jerry Seinfeld saying he will never play college campuses again because perpetually offended outrage peddlers can't tolerate "edgy" comedy. Imagine if Sam Kinison showed up to perform at Snowflake University? :rolleyes:
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  3. 14thDoctor

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    Obviously the most important part of the entire game is maintaining the weird proportions of the original blocky PS1 sprites from like 20 years ago. :borg:
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  4. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    As I've heard it described, they're basically giving her a sports bra and less jiggle.

    JFC is this really the type of shit you get worked up over?
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  5. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Nice try at downplaying it, but no, it's not just giving a character a sports bra. It's culture war garbage with internet SJW regressive "feminists" and their beta cuck fanbois whining about "objectification" of women.

    What it's really all about, what it's ALWAYS been about, is fat, homely girls angry and jealous that they weren't the pretty cheerleaders and couldn't get the sports jocks to fuck them.
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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I see, this is the type of shit you get worked up over.
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  7. The Flashlight

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    Do you think policing women's breast sizes in video games is a matter of "ethics?"
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  8. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Considering any content you produce and put on the market is part of ethics when producing media.

    As for this case though:

    https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/19/18691773/square-enix-tifa-redesign-chest-final-fantasy-7-remake

    It's a non-story, being beat up by people who just see the word breasts and immediately lose 25 IQ points as blood rushes away from their brain. Almost every single significant piece of artwork in a major video-game goes through revision and feedback for a ton of reasons.
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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Stop ta-ta shaming!

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  10. The Flashlight

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    :blink:

    What?

    Did you even understand the question? Here, let me restate:

    Are big tits "unethical?"

    So, Bailey accepts at face value Square Enix's damage control press release, because he doesn't want to admit that Progressive reverse-Puritanism mandates that female sexuality should be restricted, limited, and controlled. Why does Bailey hate women? :(
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  11. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    What you restated isn't what you originally asked.

    Let's restate what you actually asked:

    I responded with:

    That seems to answer your question. As for this greater discussion about ethics in games journalism breasts I've got nothing else to add because the entire thing is a complete non-story that the usual idiots are trying to beat up into one.
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  12. Spaceturkey

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    poor fleshlight.
    no more beach ball size boobies in video games because apparently, women are real and not cartoon fantasies.

    if only he could actually see a real, live girl naked someday...
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  13. Dr. Krieg

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    It’s video games, who the fuck cares? :dayton:
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I do have to wonder why SJWs have so much spare time to whine about such a nonissue... And yet they do.
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    @The Flashlight does whine a lot, but I'd hardly consider him an SJW.
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    Yes, every incel on Earth has been losing their shit over Tifa's chest. Of course Fleshlight is triggered.
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  17. The Flashlight

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    Cutting and pasting your previous non-answer was pointless. You refuse to answer the question because you don't have an answer to the question. And because you know that any extended discussino of the topic would expose the idiocy of your position.

    So, we're left to conclude that Bailey is what he claims to oppose - a puritanical woman-hater who thinks it's o.k. to censor depictions of women's breasts because large breasted women are, according to PC Liberal Orthodoxy, "objectifying" to women. Can't have images of women that contribute to "male gazing," oh no, that's bad, very bad. Men being attracted to sexy depictions of women? That's practically assault. Men aren't supposed to be attracted to women, that's an unacceptable expression of patriarchal control and toxic masculinity. If you're not gay or trannie, GTFO. :rolleyes:

    Of course, all this will come as news to those women who actually do have naturally large breasts. I wonder if they would agree that their breasts are, inherently, servants of the new SJW patriarchy?

    And what about women who chose, of their own accord, to have breast augmentation surgery? I guess they've betrayed the sisterhood because they didn't want to spend their lives flat-chested.

    Why does Bailey hate women? Why does Bailey insist on regurgitating corporate press releases that encourage the restriction of women's sexuality? Does he work for Square Enix? Is he on the corporate payroll?
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  18. The Flashlight

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    The SJW trash who are applauding the oppressive censoring of women's breasts in video games are the same trash who think Handmaid's Tale is a realistic portrayal of life in America. The irony is SJW Puritans, rather than decent Christians, are the ones advocating for this:

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  19. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    I demand that from now on, all depictions of male superheroes in comics and games go from this:

    7-1.jpg

    To this:

    SoyBoyTryGuys2.jpg
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  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    since when is Flashy an SJW?

    Nobody cares, other than to ridicule you.
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    The SJW libtard crowd still hasn't provided an explanation for how breast size is a matter of "ethics." :waiting:
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    First they came for Tifa, and I did not speak out...
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    Well, obviously, if they're too large you could have someone's eye out.

    Thus ethical concerns.
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  25. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Big boobs are great, I love them.

    I don't like characters on screen reduced to walking platforms for said boobs in a way which is not only unrealistic but sexist and liable to have a detrimental influence on young womens' body image. By all means have sexy characters, but don't have characters which are simply a parody of sex appeal in order to titillate a demographic.

    I do suspect this is one of those distinctions which people either intuitively "get" or never will.
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    They'll bang the ugly chicks...when all other options have been exhausted. As it should be.
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  27. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    May I ask you a question?

    Is that how you speak in church?
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    Is this what you tell yourself at the clubs whilst delusionally thinking you are "other options"?
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    Bro you are the biggest beta cuck on Wordforge, the definition of a bitch

    Most of the guys here would fold you like laundry
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  30. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Go on, wave your hockey stick at him :)