Uncle Albert needs a hug

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  1. Jenee

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    He’s my accountant.
    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  2. MikeH92467

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    Nah....some gags are too cheap and easy, even for me.:garamet:
    MikeH92467, Mar 18, 2021
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That would be "Uncle Albert and me." Quite the pile driver, is he? Kind of like his posting style. So much for the myth that his Internet persona isn't Who He Really Is.

    Now, throw the term "wordsmith" into your next reply and you can go back to attacking @Asyncritus.
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  4. steve2^4

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  5. Jenee

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    You really ought to speak to someone about those feelings.
    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    PM me and I can recommend some people.

    Meanwhile, where's @Uncle Albert ? :walz:
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  8. Jenee

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    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  9. MikeH92467

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    Judge not, lest ye be judged. :nono:
    MikeH92467, Mar 18, 2021
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  11. Jenee

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    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Are you? Good for you. Vision problems prevent me from driving. You go, Girl!
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    @14thDoctor, I laughed out loud at the post you deleted. :lol:
    shootER, Mar 18, 2021
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  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Aww, c'mon, share!
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  15. Jenee

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    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  16. Steal Your Face

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    Oh I’m guilty as well.:facts:
    Steal Your Face, Mar 18, 2021
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  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Did somebody say "childishness"?

    [​IMG]
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    Uncle Albert, Mar 18, 2021
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I always go for the coconut cremes first, then the caramels. :yes:

    See, we do have some things in common. @Uncle Albert isn't among them.

    I'm sure he appreciates your keeping this thread active so it's a poke in the eye every time he comes here. :diablo:
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @Jenee did say you were a machine in the sack. Somehow I didn't visualize her as a washer, though. :shrug:
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  21. Steal Your Face

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  22. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  23. 14thDoctor

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    It didn't look like my gif was displaying properly. :async:
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  24. MikeH92467

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    He probably posted what I was thinking...
    MikeH92467, Mar 18, 2021
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  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  26. Jenee

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    Stop right there. Keep me out of your twisted fantasies.
    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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  27. MikeH92467

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    Why does this thread remind me of a now departed crypto fascist poster who kept bragging about his "hot Asian (or was it Latina) wife? :unsure:
    MikeH92467, Mar 18, 2021
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So why can't you give him the hug he so desperately needs? Is it because he compared you to a washing machine?
    garamet, Mar 18, 2021
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  29. Ten Lubak

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  30. Jenee

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    You ready to call it quits now or are you going to send another IM asking me to stop being mean?
    Jenee, Mar 18, 2021
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