Fresh Prince Gets Into Another Little Fight.

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  1. Rincewiend

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    He may well be laughing at the joke, but when he realized that the joke visibly upset Jada, he acted. Don't care if he laughed at first or not.
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    I mean, it wasn't like anyone knew he was gonna win, they can't just give the award to someone else last minute :shrug:

    At any rate, it's the most exciting thing to happen at the Oscars since Michael Moore put Bush on blast for the war a whe year before it was popular to do so :lol:
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    Will Smith comes out of this looking like a damned fool on what should've been his triumphant evening.

    He actually laughed at the joke initially then, after getting a glare from his wife, stomped onto the stage and assaulted a comedian. From laughing to violent rage in less than a second because wifey was not amused.

    The audience can be forgiven for applauding; who on Earth would think such a thing was real?
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    Rock kept his composure and even managed to keep the show rolling with a quip. Big respect!
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  8. Steal Your Face

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  10. Fisherman's Worf

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    You're correct that someone deciding not to "press charges" doesn't necessarily mean the police/prosecutor won't still pursue it. But a victim of assault/battery still can bring a civil lawsuit.
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    It’s not like the DA can’t charge him. Plenty of witnesses I’m told.
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    I heard the whole thing was staged. Apparently Smith and Rock are most of the witnesses are paid actors. :bergman:
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    It was a perfect moment encapsulating this year's Oscars.

    After a two-year global pandemic, we learned that Hollywood still has its head firmly planted up its own ass and looooves to smell its farts.

    And, never mind the Will Smith slap, that fucking train wreck of an opening number from Beyonce should have started World War III. I actually think she's worse than Putin.

    *A Wordfroge poster from Ukraine walks up and bitch slaps We Are Borg*
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    From the video of him laughing at the joke before the incident and him not being escorted out of the building after the incident had me suspicious. I thought it was all staged until the Academy announced that it was holding a review with possible consequences for Will Smith. And we don't know if Chris Rock is going to press charges or not. Either way, I'm still not watching the Oscars :shrug:
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    Let’s say someone said something about your wife and you thought it was funny. Then you realize, your wife was actually hurt by the comment. Do you tell her to suck it up, or do you tell that person they overstepped?
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    Lost in the aftermath of #slapgate is how, during Will Smith’s acceptance speech/apology, the Oscars repeatedly put up a full screen graphic over a group shot of the Williams sisters and their friends/family because the dress one of them was wearing revealed a little *too* much of her.

    Not quite Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, but someone in the directors booth saw it and put up a logo until they could re-frame the shot. :lol:

    They went from using a group reaction shot to much closer individual shots of Venus and Serena. :lol:
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    Yeah I saw that on one of the Twitter vids and was wondering what the hell was up with that

    Didn't think their dresses were too revealing, I saw a video of Amy Schumer presenting and was showing just as much cleavage :shrug:
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    That's the angle that convinced me it wasn't staged.

    The joke was pretty tame, tbh. :shrug: Chris Rock probably has a wealth of "your momma (wife) so bald" jokes he could have dipped into.
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    Apparently, when the cameras were pointed away from the audience, Denzel Washington and The Rock came over to Smith to talk to him about what happened. Denzel has a particular gravitas amongst black actors, and The Rock is pretty frickin huge (also small for a Samoan).
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    You could see nip/areola on the sister on the right (I forget which one was sitting where).
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    Bless her heart!
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    I mean,that was affirmed last year with that dumbass shit for the Black Panther dude where they moved Best actor to the end of the ceremony...and he lost to Anthony Hopkins.

    Who didn't attend on the account of his age and his father's recent passing and the Academy refused to give him his award over Skype because Reasons™.

    At this this made for good memes.

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    She's got a point. Last month on his podcast, Christopher Titus talked about a show he'd just done where a heckler got violent, not only with the bouncer but with Titus. Given the stupid shit folks do to get followers on things like YouTube, etc, it seems like only a matter of time before someone figures they can make the big time by punching a comic.
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    A better point would be don’t be a fucking dick. I’m certain there was a whole lot of other jokes he could have pulled out of his ass without mentioning Jada’s lack of hair.
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    So.... Yeah. I always liked Will Smith, but now, not so much. I get it, Smith felt insulted for his wife. But he laughed at first, it wasn't until she did the eye roll and he saw it that he acted. Too many people end up hurt or dead because of that shit. However, my respect for Chris Rock had gone way, way up for how he handled it. Even when Will was stomping up to Chris, Chris kept his composure and right after the slap (only a bitch will slap) he still kept his composure and kept it light hearted.

    Fuck Will Smith and his bitch ass move.
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