2023 Political Memes

The interesting part about that graph is that, at no point, did gun deaths decline.

And, in fact, they went up during COVID-19.

Great job, Texas!

There’s a lot of nuclear waste where that’s not actually a health risk. Depending on the wording, this might not be a terrible idea.

This is republican DeStupid's floriduh. It is not that it could be done safely, but that our roads will be glowing green because it is freedumb to die of nuclear toxic waste. Have you seen our surgeon general?

Democrats are trapped in perpetual "I'm a capitalist but..." mode, you never have to worry your pretty little head about Communism in fucking America, you fear-mongered biznatch.

It’s Florida. That alone makes it a terrible idea.

Think of all the money they'll save, though.

They won't need street lights if the roads are glowing.

Oooh, and if it’s warm from the radiation, they’ll never have to worry about it icing over if there’s a sudden cold snap.

There's also the sterilization benefit. No more future Floridians, which is a win for all of us.