Harry Hembock would fake a bag of holding by taking an abandoned Wal-Mart, hooking it to gravity lifts to carry it, cloak it, phase it, use 3 warp cores to power it, and then after going to all that trouble, tell his buddies he was indeed pulling the items out of his asshole.
You may want to check out the new comic series Survival Street, which has Muppet/Sesame Street expies fighting a guerrilla war against evil corporations preventing public service television (among many other things) in order to maintain power. They are assisted by a human ally called Mister Burton, so it's pretty on the (red fuzzy) nose.