They gave one of these (no meat as he's vegan) to Romesh Ranganathan (UK comedian famous for his irritable persona) on the panel show QI. He was initially unimpressed but grew to love it. Apparently it's the texture combination and the caramelisation during the toasting process.
Hmm, ten or so antimatter missiles might do it, if you aim them right, and get the timing perfect. Wait, do you guys have those yet? Your "ultimate weapon" is still the nuclear fucking missile? The fuck? Didn't you guys figure those out 80 years ago? Please tell me you've at least mastered cold fusion by now? No? Overgod dammit! Fine, I'll give you a hint: Quantum effects aren't real. They're just an encryption to keep you from really fucking with atoms until you know what you're doing. Yes. Edit: Oh, you meant that other guy. I really need to learn that not everything is about Me.
It looks like it could be interesting. I’ll give it a try. @Uncle Albert. Let’s put this one on the watch list for next visit.
I am pretty sure he already jerks off to it regularly. All I am saying is be prepared for about 30 - 40 seconds of ultra albert fuckin in the brokedick jeep. Given his gravy seal status and that much flab in motion you might want be prepared for some extra impact. I have fucked horny fat dudes before and you need to be ready for the intense minute of mass in motion or you might pull something.