35 Dumb Things Wordforgers Say

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  1. The Flashlight

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    1. "I've got some ideas to grow membership"

    2. "Wordforge would be better if only the derp was eliminated"

    3. "Discouragement is a great idea"

    4. "My Little Pony obsession is not a symptom of deviant sexual preferences."


    I leave the rest to you. :bailey:
     
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  3. Bickendan

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    "35 Dumb Things Wordforgers Say"
     
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    5. Gul offered to sell me Xxx for a couple of grand but i can't back it up.
     
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  5. Liet

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    "Welcome back, Flashlight!"

    Oh, wait: no one says that.
     
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  6. The Flashlight

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    Would you believe it even if I produced the emails?
     
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    Hold on, I need to ready Packard and the banhammer.
    Ok. Now you can leak the emails.
     
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    :irony:
     
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    Only one way to find out. :bailey:
     
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    Probably. I would question why you raised the topic 6 months ago and then disappeared when you were called out on it though.
     
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    6. The Flashlight is very intelligent and we should all listen to what he has to say.
     
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  12. The Flashlight

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    7. "Invisible sky faerie"
     
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    Oh, boy. The Fleshlight is back. :dayton:
     
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    With Castle gone he's an acceptable substitute to be Wordforge's resident angry chihuahua.
     
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    Speaking of, I miss @Uncle Albert and his impotent rage against everything that wasn't pot.

    Also, @Reno Floyd :lol:
     
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    Doesn't UA still post at TBBS?
     
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    Bring back UA!
     
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    Now, I think he ran away from there too. :lol:
     
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    @Reno Floyd, that man knew how to rant with style. And his reviews were so so funny.
     
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    Reno Floyd, he's another one of those old-time Wordforgers that abandoned this dump.

    Or is he dead?
     
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    UA was just Trump before Trump was cool. A thin-skinned blowhard and all-around pussy.
     
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    Which is why UA needs to return.
     
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    You see, every once in a while you do actually say something sensible.
     
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    Bring back Aurora!
     
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