Just think, if the writing had been better, and the directors not a feuding like a married couple, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo might not have had to show up on set drunk everyday just to make it through production. At least Samantha Mathis' Daisy was a better character than Peach was in the games at the time. Chris Pratt better do Mario justice or I'm sending a Blue Shell his way
*Mario puts on headphones, and fires up his metallic blue Walkman* Sway your arms!! From side to side! Come on it's time to go, do the Mario!!! *Hops over the chasms full of liquid monsters with "boing!" noises*