Between hitting his wife and the hit and run, @Dayton3 is just a regular criminal not a war criminal.
The only mass graves these two are responsible for are those of our brain cells from having to read their bullshit.
Advocation. Avocation is getting freaky with guacamole. As a lawyer you should be ashamed. And familiar with getting freaky with guacamole.
Look, you want a war criminal prank to go all the way, you don't call Interpol, you call Israel. Tell 'em Dayton manned an oven, they'll fucking kill him.
Dayton is an aspiring war criminal and a supporter of war criminals, I suppose. Not sure about Tererun.