The only way you can die of it, is if you have a heart attack, and your dick would peel long before that.
Thanks Midnight Funeral!! This scorching hot news of the moment.... in 2011... came straight from this site: http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99 The Portuguese version of The Onion.
Little did I know how close to death that Nina Hartley VHS tape I got hold of as a teenager brought me...
"Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it, No use denying it, I was really cranking it, So dry your eyes, don't feel so bad, If you could just forgive me And talk to me, DAD!"
I wouldn't want to know... if she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she's had in her she'd look like a porcupine.