I joined in 2010, apparently. I don't know how many years that's been because we're not allowed to do math in the Red Room.
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to use that phrase. I specifically asked people not to, and this is the Red Room, I expected nothing but...
My mom tried to sneak onto my porch and drop off a gift. While she was in the process of sneaking, it appeared she noticed I now have security...
As far as feeling old, in a lot of ways I feel like a kid, in other ways I feel like I've lived hundreds, if not thousands of years. I've more or...
My car wash app just sent me a code for a free B-word Day wash... I have a membership. I pay the cost of 2.5 washes once a month, and I get...
3. If you touch the process server, declare "tag, you're it. No tag backs," the subpoena is invalid and they can't try again for three days.
When I was in my twenties, and younger, I heard this a lot. People getting closer to 40 thinking they were suddenly going to feel old, and then when...
When will then be now? Soon.
Bold of you to assume we require your capture.
Oh no, he's not getting off that easy. He won't be judged in criminal court, he shall be judged in the Court of Public Opinion! He doesn't stand a...
I am the most butthurt anyone has ever been. I hope you're proud of yourself.
For completed form, please see spoiler section: For spoiler section, please see next spoiler. Sorry, I meant the next one. I was gonna put the...
If you want to know how butthurt I am, you'll have to listen to the episode of my podcast about it. Or maybe I'll tell you in the spoilers: I don't...
FTFY
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