Dunno where the other rum thread went...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by skinofevil, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. skinofevil

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    ...but here's a kinda-sorta vague review.

    Cruzan "Black Strap" rum. The stuff is really interesting. 80 proof, so it's got some stuff to it. The flavor? Well... it's interesting. Seriously maple-syrup-y. Really. Now, Skin knows that raw rum is molasses-based. But still... this is THE most maple syrup-y rum Skin's ever tasted. Yikes. It makes Skin want to run down to the local IHOP and get a Denver omelette and sausage to go with it. Damn, this is some serious mother fuckin' breakfast rum.
  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You gonna wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass. :bergman:
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    Point of order: Skin's the one who wakes up wondering where the condom went.
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    Holy shit, this stuff is maple-y syrup-y. God damn. Can Skin get some fuckin' pancakes with this mother fucker?
  5. Delaware

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    What kinds of hard liquor have you been drinking, retard? :lol:
  6. skinofevil

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    Shut the fuck up, faggot, nobody asked you nothin'.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He gotcha there, Delaware.
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    Seriously, Cupcake, just STFU and GTFO already. You come here hoping maybe somebody will give the smallest fraction of a fuck what you think, but none of us do. You're as unpopular and unheeded here as you are anywhere else, so why don't you just take yourself to an overpass and go bobbing for semi trucks, you worthless, gutless fuck.
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    You gotta admit, that was a damn good flame. :D
  11. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Why is the rum gone? :pirate:
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    'Cause Skin drank it, o'course! :bigass:
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Q.E.D.