...but here's a kinda-sorta vague review. Cruzan "Black Strap" rum. The stuff is really interesting. 80 proof, so it's got some stuff to it. The flavor? Well... it's interesting. Seriously maple-syrup-y. Really. Now, Skin knows that raw rum is molasses-based. But still... this is THE most maple syrup-y rum Skin's ever tasted. Yikes. It makes Skin want to run down to the local IHOP and get a Denver omelette and sausage to go with it. Damn, this is some serious mother fuckin' breakfast rum.
Holy shit, this stuff is maple-y syrup-y. God damn. Can Skin get some fuckin' pancakes with this mother fucker?
Seriously, Cupcake, just STFU and GTFO already. You come here hoping maybe somebody will give the smallest fraction of a fuck what you think, but none of us do. You're as unpopular and unheeded here as you are anywhere else, so why don't you just take yourself to an overpass and go bobbing for semi trucks, you worthless, gutless fuck.