TKO JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO GRAD SCHOOL!!! Dunno how much they're offering yet but I'll know by tonight!!
Not the collegiate type, so....is that like "advanced college?" I'm guessing it is something like that.
This is splendid news. I demand that you invent a universal solvent, followed by a universal adhesive.
$24,000/year, just as I thought. Looks like I get health insurance too. I signed the acceptance letter and I'm sending it back tomorrow!
Oh...phew...thought from the title that maybe...you had taken Storm up on his..little offer....nevermind...
I'm super happy that I'm getting health insurance. Apparently the university pays it, and I can get super cheap treatment for whatever the heck. Granted, it's probably from med students supervised by some unknown doctor, but whatever.
Congrats! It's obvious you aren't coming to my school. They're paying you probably $8,000 more a year than I get. Watch out for that health insurance though; it might just be for emergencies, and even then they won't even foot the bill for breaking both your legs at the same time...
As a chemistry PhD student, I'll be applying for grants and doing research with the university's name on it. I'm also hired to teach labs and basic classes. It's like being a mini-professor who is bossed around by all the other professors.
Congrats, TKO! I'm looking at grad school myself; gotta write up my research proposal to make me an attractive candidate though.