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Discussion in 'The Help Desk' started by polarslam, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    What are the requirments for a permaban?

    Please outline them.

    THANKS!
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Posting in the help desk is grounds for a permaban.
  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Just read the FAQ, Polar.
  4. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Does one pop this question when seeking to meet, but not pass, the threshold for a permaban?
  5. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    I've been like living the life of an adult, so please fill me in on the sensitive topics that will cause the mods to look for a reason to permaban me.

    THANKS
  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Threads on:

    1) Nova's botched vaginaplasty;
    2) John Castle's recent rape;
    3) Parallaxis's recent experiment with bestiality;
    4) Dayton's domestic violence issues; and
    5) Apostle's loss of his virginity at age 35

    Are all off limits and will get you permabanned. :bergman:
  7. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    6) Is Tamar dying still just a lame cliche, or she like actually dying?
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    No she's really dying. She almost won the Techman Lifetime Achievement Award this year - an honor only given out to dead people!
  9. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    I'm like all grownup with a life and stuff, I don't have time to read threads and pick away at people's weaknesses in order to cause general mayhem and laughs for all. Could Lanzman please prepare me a powerpoint deck of posters private info they have shared, along with an itemized list of things that really bother the mods and secret backroom power brokers? Thanks!

    I'm just trying to dive right in here at top peak, without the need to really engage. Unlike circa 2003, it's hard to find time to do that with a mortgage and a summer house to pay for. Also, I'm not sure if anyone's been recently, but HOLY FUCK, is it expensive to winter in Aspen these days!
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I don't care for snow. I prefer to winter in Vegas.
  11. polarslam

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    Veags is gauche.

    You're still too new money for me.
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  12. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    How is John Edwards doing?
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  13. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    Well, we don't really stay in touch. I assume things have been better!

    But cause this is the helpdesk, I wish to have help!

    Why is this site so ugly on an ipad. CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? I find using my laptop oppressive.

    Also. As a long standing member I suggest you make me a mod, immediately.
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  14. Clyde

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    Warnings and Bans

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