Why An Infinite Number of Virtual Monkeys...

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Indeed. I'd be interested in the guy's methodology. Does one virtual monkey have to type out the whole thing, from beginning to end, in order? Or does any coherent word put together go into a pool to be matched up with the outstanding words?

    I suspect something in between.
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  2. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Zombie has been here as long as you have, and much more frequently.

    I believe he used to be RJHJ.
  3. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    hey hey hey!!!! :ua:

    That's personal INFO I DEMAND HE BE STONED TO DEATH FOR RELEASING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :ramen:
  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm betting they could write and deliver a speech that would trump anything Obama will deliver tonight!

    BTW there can never be an "infinite" number of monkeys working on this project - the rest of them work for the Democratic Party. :cartman:
  5. Speck

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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    No, I just never can remember which one of the Williams sisters is Venus and which one is Serena.
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  9. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Aleph-nought barrels of monkeys on the wall
    Aleph-nought barrels of monkeys
    Take one down, toss in a typewriter
    Aleph-nought barrels of monkeys on the wall
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  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Are they using spell check? Are they using an old-school manual clickety-clack typewriter? Lots to consider here.
  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  12. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Not harsh enough. :bailey:
  13. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    So, this is essentially an anti-evolution exercise?
  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    If so, these guys wil provide the soundtrack to your experiment!

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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, I hated that mothafucka.
    I'm glad he's dead.
    And then undead.
    It's what I always unprayed for.
    Not-God finally answered one for a change.
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