Keyshawn Johnson trying to sell his home near Justin Bieber's

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Wait, what? :wtf:

    Johnson chased the Bieb in a Prius? :wtf:

    And why didn't he beat the little pansy to a pulp while he had the chance? :brood:
  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Just skimming a few headlines is enough to give the impression of an arrogant little punk in need of a beating. You know, if you could ever catch him not cowering behind bodyguards. :rolleyes:

    Fortunately, he does not seem to be the sort of sensible, class act with sustainable value after his career as "recycled pop star of the moment," so there will come a time that these articles are about him as a broke, drug-addicted wretch circling the drain. So, something to look forward to. :techman:
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  3. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Someone should really tell Justin Bieber he isn't black, his music sucks and he plays a real unconvincing male.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Did you hear about the time Bieber performed the holy miracle of pissing in someone's mop bucket?
    :polarslam2:

    He's a real hero, he's what America's all about!
    :salute: :happytears:
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    Midnight Funeral Cúchulainn

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    Can he not be deported back to Canada?
  6. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    You probably want him deported to your bedroom, and you know he'd love all the posters of himself.
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  7. Amaris

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    I used to think he was a cute, and decent person. Now I think he's just another "I'm rich, famous, the rules don't apply to me anymore, so fuck you" asshole.
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    [YT="No, we don't send him back to Canada..."]m0zx3N4lOt0[/YT]
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'm nominating that for a Forgie for Best Video of the Year.
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