Will Smith and family kicked in the gut while watching a train wreck!

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  2. Uncle Albert

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    Trivial bullshit is trivial.
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I thought it was odd that MTV still does the Video Music Awards. As far as I can tell, they don't show videos or have anything to do with music any more.
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Makes sense sort of. Music itself doesn't anything to do with music anymore. :huh:
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  5. 14thDoctor

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  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think Lady Gaga is quite tasty, but Cyrus just looks like some sort of ragged junkie skank in those pictures.
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  7. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I think they're both skanky. :shrug:
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  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I'm pretty sure they would both look, point at you and say "Check out Col. Sanders!!!" LOL
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Just how I like em' too!
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    Agree. I don't find either to be very attractive.
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  11. frontline

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    GaGa is a skank, Cyrus is just playing the skank. Expect her to Lindsey Lohan out shortly.
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  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I've seen videos of Lady Gaga before she was famous....chick can give Adele a run for her money. But I guess she has a brain along with talent and decided that selling out and outdoing Madonna would put more zeros in her bank account.

    As for the Pinkett-Smiths, cute kids, but Willow is an even less talented singer than Big Willie, IMHO!
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Oh no doubt that Gaga is a genius and knows exactly what she is doing
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I still enjoyed this though.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Miley Cyrus is to "sexy" what Roseanne Barr is to "The National Anthem".
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    I'm sort of curious as to what kind of drugs they gave her to fuel a demented clown bit like that.
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    difference is that GaGa (who i'm not a huge fan of) knows HOW to do it...she sells it and convinces you it's how it's supposed to be done.

    Cyrus did "slutty" the same way a blind man without thumbs puts together a jigsaw puzzle. Then you throw in the furry creep-factor and...ugh.

    also, while we're talking about the train wreck, am I the only one who doesn't "get" why "Blurred Lines" is so damned popular?
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  19. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    and yes, I know about the X rated music video but still....
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    Funky disposable fun with a relaxed engine. Ain't a circle but it's a good time. The video makes it even better. :D


    [YT="Blurred Lines"]yyDUC1LUXSU[/YT]
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  21. Nova

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    Honestly, i'd listen to "Gangam Style" 200 times before i'd listen to that thing 10 times in a row (time considerations notwithstanding)
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    Yeah, that's not my style of music, but I've liked that tune since I first heard it in the Radio Shack commercials.

    BTW, theres's a NSFW unrated version of the video as well. :diacanu:
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  23. Diacanu

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    Um, so I watched video of the Miley Cyrus performance....and it's nothing.
    It's absolutely nothing.

    Why the meltdown?
    Why is everyone losing their shit over this, except that the entertainment media is fucking telling them to?

    :huh: :wtf:
  24. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, because everyone's ass is going to flattered by a fucking undersized rigid rubber diaper.

    :shrug:

    This is all so stupid. :doh:
    What the hell is happening?
    Is MTV giving off mind-control rays I'm immune to?
    :wtf:
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    Who let that little girl out in her underwear? :lol:
  26. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Right. I don't DISLIKE it (and any heteromale should definitely like the alternative video!)

    i just don't see why it is SO popular.

    interestingly, there's apparently a backwards legal battle over where the song is too similar to Marvin Gaye's "Got to Give it Up" which is what provoked me to look up the video, then Gaye's, to see for myself.

    I honestly don't see more than a passing resemblence, but the interesting thing to me is that while doing this i came across a live cover of the Gaye song that, dare i say it, sounds better than the videos of Gaye preforming it on Soul Train.

    I'm nothing like a fangirl of this guy but, propos where due:

    [yt=Got to Give it Up"]7qbwl2otbxo[/yt]

    Speaking of "Funky disposable fun"
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  27. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I don't watch "entertainment media" so i dunno.
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    1) :wtf:
    2) :borg:
    3) Why the fuck is Alan Thicke's kid dressed up as Betelgeuse while "Achy Breaky's" kid is grinding against him in her underwear?
    4) There is no 4.
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  29. Bickendan

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    Somewhere, Papa Cyrus is singing Achey Breaky Heart.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Eh, I didn't see much reason for fuss. A 20-year-old girl (woman!) acting outrageously sexy on stage at an MTV show? Why, whoever heard of such a thing?

    One thing's for sure...

    Hannah Montana just got driven out to the desert, beaten with a pipe wrench, and left in a shallow grave.
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