Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

Was that from the Concordia?

are the Ramones on the right?

Nope. Forget the ship name, but it was just a ship in some heavy seas. There were injuries, but no one died IIRC.


Anywho, back on topic:

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Truth be told we're only qualified to pass judgment on our own motivations for abstinence.

the extent of your sexual experience?

Spaceturkey agrees: yup... the dudes on the left are from a movie

Not just any movie.

http://seattletransitblog.com/2013/08/06/link-excuse-of-the-week-dark-lodge-in-columbia-city/

At this point he's forgotten that the entire troll started over how worthless his opinion is. We now see that he never actually had one.

Right, what have i missed? Why is Captain X getting a team beating? Has he done something really bad or is it just his usual behaviour??

Our resident child, Captain Poopypants.

still got nothing, huh Cherry?

You're only making yourself look lamer, buddy. Which is fine, i find it quite amusing.

These threads remind me that CaptainX claims he "trolls" the discussion panels at anime conventions. I wonder if he holds up a sign saying "cry some moar" as he attempts to flumox the panels with his advanced pro knowledge of cartoons.

Why would anyone want to admit to such am embarrassing pasttime?

"Wow, l'm a true warrior, I give cartoon fans a hard time".

I think we should start a petition to rename his account "Captain Fail".

He believes it makes him a man or something like that. He gets a rise out of thinking he's a bully -- it's his only chance for sexual release.

And you continue to dance for me with minimal effort on my part.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

NO U

dance, monkey!

You make me laugh.

so...
get laid yet?

Doubtful. Let's go in on an 'escort' for Captain X, guys!

Man, I remember that thread a loooooooooooooooong time ago back when Dan Leach thought girls were icky and the guys of WF were trying to offer him some advice. Sure wish there was a copy of that lying around, 'cuz I think X needs it far more.

You mean this?

I don't get all the Captain X hate. Yeah he has generic comebacks but to harp on him for being a virgin is odd. He's like, 18, isn't he? My first time was 17 but I was lucky. A lot of guys I know don't lose their cherry till they are in their mid-20s and I know a couple of guys who are STILL virgins well past their mid 30's.

In their 30s? What sort of people you hang around with?

As for Captain Knob Jockey, didn't he say that he was actually quite a bit older than his teenage years and that was just a rumour driven by someone else?

Oh, it ain't hate.

It's ridicule.

X really isn't a teenager--he was posting around TBBS ten years ago, back when *I* was a junior in HS

And he's not the first one on the board to get harped on about that--I got it, Dicky got it, Ted got it in spades. And all of us were humorless twats like X, so...um, yeah.