Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

So this raises the question. Is Dan still jot getting any? I've sort of lost track over the years.

What do you care? Are you offering yourself up?

Dunno. He's clearly not bitching and whining anymore so maybe he has indeed found an object of affection, or at least got a little bit. I reckon he's not the same guy as 8 years ago, the sly dog.

Unless Dan is a dual of Dayton's, I'm sure he's wised up on the info he's willing to share here.

I don't hang around with them often. They are from a church I go to once or twice a year. One guy is just a horrid loser where girls can smell the desperation off him because he hits on anything with two legs. He'll most likely be forever alone unless he changes his unappealing personality. The other is still saving himself for marriage even though he is 40 years old. He had a breakdown when him and his ex 69'd in a fit of passion and he wondered how he was going to explain it to his future wife.