Real [s]Candlelight Vigil[/s] Memorial Thread for Muad Dib

Discussion in 'Wordforge Memorials' started by Black Dove, Sep 8, 2014.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Excuse me? Confederate brainwashing? Let's not get too political here considering the subject of the thread.
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  2. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    how can we have a candlelight vigil if you won't go away?
    :bergman:


    I kid! I kid! Seriously, I'm rooting for you and have every confidence in your victory. Kick it's ass.
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  3. 14thDoctor

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    Fuck you! This thread shall now be a discussion about the relative merits of the Confederacy!

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    Muad would have wanted it that way. :(
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Shit, Muad, you're supposed to die in blaze of glory fighting off hordes of yankees, not of something so mundane as cancer.

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  5. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Muad and I don't always agree but I think there's a mutual respect between us. He seems like a great guy and the kind of person I'd be happy to shoot the shit with over a drink.

    Here's hoping he doesn't get one of those Yankee doctors.
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  6. Tuckerfan

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    There are a number of promising treatments out there in clinical trials. Hopefully, he can get himself entered into one.
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  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The homeopathic "medicine" theory says that like cure like, therefore, if you're a dirty hippie, I recommend eating cancer to cure your cancer.
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  8. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    What a nasty piece of news to wake up to.

    Here's hoping you beat the odds, Muad, stage 4 or not.
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  9. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    We won't. Good luck kicking its ass.
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  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Technically, you would have to put the cancer in water, shake it a bunch of times, then take it out, then drink the water.
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  11. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    Hope you beat this. ;)
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  12. 14thDoctor

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    WHY WOULD YOU INCLUDE A WINKY FACE, YOU SICK FUCK??? :jayzus:
  13. Amaris

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    No nonononononono.

    You take a single cancer cell, put it in a 30,000 gallon vat of water for a few minutes. Then you take it out and throw it away because now it's worthless. Then you take the tank of water, and break it down into thousands of vials. You take those vials, and you put each vial in a thousand gallons of water, which you break down into more vials, and dump one of those vials in a 50,000 gallon tank. From that tank you take a thimble full of water, and add it to another 10,000 gallon vat. From there, you extract a deciliter of water, and create your pill. There. Instant cure.
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  14. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    So, anyone here up for using their superpowers of evil to make the Jets win the Superbowl this year?
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  15. K.

    K. Sober

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    Put that cancer on a conveyor belt and launch it into orbit.

    Also, please be well. We're missing you as it is.
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  16. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You can bet that Tamar is prepping her memorial thread at this very minute....:diacanu:

    Seriously @Muad Dib, I wish you every success in your fight. Perhaps now is the time to bury petty grudges?
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  17. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    At that level of dilution, all the water you've ever drank has touched molecules with sewage.
    So, homeopathy is homeopathically full of shit.
    :diacanu:
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  18. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Fight fire with FIRE Muad, own, PWN, diss, & dismiss that cancer into OBLIVION!

    GIVE IT HELL!
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  19. Asyncritus

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    Probably because he was aiming for the colon and his finger missed (or slipped off) the shift key.

    There really is no reason for your over-reaction.
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  20. 14thDoctor

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    I defer to your superior experience in fingers slipping while aiming for a colon. :borg:
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  21. K.

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    Nor for losing all sense of humour. Just saying. :)
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  22. K.

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    Ah, the dreaded 9am lag strikes again.
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  23. K.

    K. Sober

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    I tell you three times.
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  24. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    You just did that so you could get 3 "likes", didn't you? ;)
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  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, that was the way I'd planned it.
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  26. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Dammit, Usul.

    You'll need to take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. :bergman:

    Oh, and I'll ban Packard, just in case.
  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, that was the way I'd planned it.
    Yeah, I'd like to at least see that.
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  28. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Already buried.
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  29. Seth Rich

    Seth Rich R.I.P.

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    Muad, you got another Yankee rooting for you! :D

    I have a relative that's been fighting liver cancer for 19 years now. Don't give up!
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I don't know you, but I've heard a lot about you. I'm told I would like you. If you do in fact wish to face off Yankees in a second civil war, then I guess I have to like you because I too had that discussion here. Good luck with the cancer, my mom fought it for twenty years. My dad had it too. I fear that I may get it as well. Godspeed.
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  31. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I have very strong faith and a good support system. My fiance has been researching dietary supplements, some of them taste nasty or give me the foul winds.

    But I'm not giving up.
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