Rick Deckard's Pearls of Old World Wisdom Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jul 8, 2015.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

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    Dunno, I'd think that regarding his long dead ass as divine like you do probably beats Chardman out in the "fixation" stakes.
  2. Dayton Kitchens

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    And let me guess, the solution is MORE WAR?!
  3. RickDeckard

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    Okay, so you're having a meltdown and have decided to spam the place up.

    Please, continue. :yes:
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  4. Chardman

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    Wow, yet another thread that you may as well rename "Truths that (Insert Name Here) posts for which I (Dayton) have no counter-argument".
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You don't like it. Don't reply.

    But if the "Dayton3's Greatest Hits" thread is perfectly within Red Room Rules, then it stands to reason that a thread regarding EVERY person who has posted in it is also perfectly within the Red Room Rules.

    Do you disagree with this.? If so why?
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yes, it's always about showing with you beef-head types.
  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's perfectly in the rules. But if you spam up the front page enough (and enough is subjective -- admin's determination), we will box them in to a single thread, much as people demanded for Chad's gun death threads.
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

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    I understand fully gul. I've no desire to shut down serious discussion in the Red Room.

    But you could avoid any bother by simply closing the Dayton3's Greatest Hits thread and instructing no more similar to be opened.

    It seems a reasonable compromise. You close one thread and I'll happily give up all six of mine.
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  9. Chardman

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    Gul-
    If they are combined into a single thread, I'd like to offer the title "Truths that Others have posted for which I (Dayton) have no counter-argument".
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Nah, just "Dayton butt-hurt spam", gets the job done nice and succinctly.
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  11. Ten Lubak

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    This thread would probably just be the Bender or a go kill yourself meme, because I'm not sure I've read a different sort of post from Chardman.
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  12. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That could almost pass for a NotDayton post. Since you did not understand, we won't be closing any threads, just merging so that no poster can dominate the Red Room's greatest hits thread list.
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  13. RickDeckard

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    I didn't say anything about the rules. Are you perhaps trying to make it about the rules, hoping that your threads are closed and that you can then argue for the closure of your Greatest Hits threads?

    That would certainly fit with your prior admittance that you use them as weapons.
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  14. Stallion

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    You post outrageous stuff for the purpose of getting a reaction, all over the place for years on end and then you get a bit pissy because it's given special status in its own thread? :wtf:
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  15. Chardman

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    I'm trying to whip up a new one, but am having trouble finding a decent picture of Bender and Jesus, together, laughing.
  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    Yes.

    But enough about your penis......
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  17. Chardman

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    Oooh. Good one. Last time I got burned like that, was in second grade.
  18. Diacanu

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    This would take a bit of extra work, but could you make a whole football stadium full of Jesuses and Benders laughing and pointing at him from the stands while Dayton is on his knees in the middle of the field pounding his temples with his eyes squeezed as hard as they can go, his brow crinkled as hard as it can go, and his teeth grinding just short of breaking?
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    Find a woman CC.
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    How's about one of Bender as Jesus?

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    Or Bender and Jesus drinking?

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  21. Chardman

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    I have a couple. But thanks for your concern, regardless of it's obvious insincerity.
  22. Chardman

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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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    ^Over compensation much!
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    Where da fuck do you see that shit, mang? :soma:
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  25. Chardman

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    Nah. Why do you ask?
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    What if you were gay? Would he wish you well?
  27. Chardman

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    Somehow, I kinda doubt it.
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    I hope Dayton doesn't eventually go on a shooting spree. He'd be like that white supramicist who declared he wanted revenge against Muslims for 9-11 but then shot up a Sikh temple because he didn't know the difference. :(
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  29. gul

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    That's why we can't delete these threads. DHS may want them someday.
  30. Dayton Kitchens

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    Who cares. I've had four FBI background checks.