Garamet: Bribed to Be

The burning question is, of course, bribed to be what? All I know is she's on the take.

It's the red hair, yanno.

...the new face of Human Centipede tie-in novels.

It took some doing, but Tom Six is one silver tongued devil.

I buggered this up. It should have been Garamet: Bribed With Brie.



Ah well, lost opportunities.

You could bribe me with Brie...

Really? I always pictured her as a blonde. Ya learn something new everyday.

Same here.

Or even (if fully sterilized beforehand)...

I'd hit it.

Brie? No thanks. But I might be bribed by a nice aged cheddar.

Oh joy, another garamet thread....from the man who complains about too many Dayton threads.

One my my FB friends was tagged at a cheese store near Point Loma in SD recently....there were so many cheeses! I'm gonna have to check it out on my next day off.

This is a parody thread, you fucking idiot.

Well, time for me to go take a dump.

Ahhhhhhh, of course!