Google is WORTHLESS

Discussion in 'Techforge' started by Tuckerfan, Feb 22, 2017.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    Seriously. If you doubt me, and have an Android phone, say, "Okay, Google, beam me up, Scotty" and see what happens. :bailey:
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  2. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    "Ok Google, reply to @Tuckerfan's thread."

    "I FOUND THE FOLLOWING RECIPES FOR PUMPERNICKEL BREAD."


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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  4. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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  5. Tuckerfan

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    I think @John has a Windows phone as well.
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  6. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    So what does google respond?
  7. Tuckerfan

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    The same thing.
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  8. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    I wonder if Cortana googled it...
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  9. Amaris

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    I do. :D
  10. TheBurgerKing

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    Try googling for the song "Darkness Falls" by "The The"
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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