My defecations are smooth and effortless, like soft-serve ice cream coming out of the machine, or dish soap from its bottle. Smoooooooooooooooooooooooth.
Roommate fed the dog sushi the other night. She's got really long hair around her ass. (The dog!!) Long haired dogs with the sharts are not a good thing :'( I'm still mad at my roommate.
I was thinking about doing this parody, but it seemed too obvious. That said, the thread is coming along quite well. Who am I to shit on it? Anyway I WISH the defecations would begin I only shit twice a week but when I do......let's just say I better have a plunger ready! That's where you Canadians have us beat - larger capacity toilets! We don't want to "waste water" but if you have to flush twice as often you end up using the same amount of water & wearing out your toilet hardware faster.
YES! I feel your pain! I call that the "toothpaste shits". Luckily that doesn't happen all the time - man that would be the worst if it was the norm.
we've got those stupid lo-flo's going in all over the place now, too. what's the standard there? Mine says 4 gallons/flush... but it's pre 1995. I've got my own can in this house, so the let yellow, mellow. flush the brown, down rule applies.
Men in general, or did you mean us Canucks? THe latter is cheaper, more sanitary packaging... not too sure I could explain the former.
I actually prefer those type of BM! Because I rarely shit I often have to take ex-lax. Thus I undergo a complete "system flush" with several "bags of milk" incidents over an hour or two. Better that than have that nagging bloated feeling like you didn't quite finish the job all day long. Why "half ass" it? No pun intended of course.
When I need a good "cleansing" in that department, I usually hit up a good Chinese buffet. Sometimes the...process...begins before I even leave the restaurant.
