Serious question for Dayton3 supporters

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Is the crayon that you've shoved up your nose six inches or eight? It's important.
    The Original Faceman, Apr 25, 2017
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  2. Ebeneezer Goode

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    I don't know, but it's magenta and the paper wrapper tickles my tonsils until I spit blood into Rorshach tests that all look like explosions, which then makes me feel uncomfortable around other men as I imagine them naked and have to fold my Teaching Today magazine over my crotch.
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  3. Ten Lubak

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    I don't think @Ron Paul used his nose.....
    Ten Lubak, Apr 25, 2017
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  4. matthunter

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    Wasn't there a Simpsons ep where Homer got a crayon removed from his nose and suddenly his IQ jumped to the point he could relate to Lisa, but no-one else, so he had it put back?

    Now imagine you could engage with normal humans, but not algae. That's Dayton and his crayon.
    matthunter, Apr 25, 2017
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Crayon suppository.
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    They have those for noses now, eh?
    Dinner, Apr 25, 2017
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Probably not as big as the penis you shoved up your ass...
    Dayton Kitchens, Apr 25, 2017
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  8. RickDeckard

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    Amen. Praise be to Jesus!
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    Homophobe. :bergman:
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  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What's wrong with that? Your wife loves it.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    She loves watching you get a penis shoved up your ass?
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    yeah, I was kinda wondering why Face fixated on something 6-8" long...
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Dayton owning Face...

    should we mark this as a holiday?
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Envy would seem likely.......
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    I was expecting a thread about jockstraps.
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  16. The Original Faceman

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    Not sure. Is she in to that?
    The Original Faceman, Apr 25, 2017
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Now that is very impressive Face.

    Only a little under three hours for you to come up with that reply.........
    Dayton Kitchens, Apr 25, 2017
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  18. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I would have replied earlier but I was anally pleasuring myself.
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  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I guess that is required when no one volunteers......
    Dayton Kitchens, Apr 25, 2017
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  21. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Well it's sure as hell not a brown crayon.


    So six inches.
    Fisherman's Worf, Apr 27, 2017
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  22. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    This thread is full of surprises.
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