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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Flashlight, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I deal in reality, kid. That's just how it works, is it not?
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  2. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    You haven't answered the question.

    I've seen you several times here refer to people being "respectable" or otherwise. How well does talk of "banging ugly chicks" sit with the behaviour you'd be expected to show in church?
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  3. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I don't hit the clubs anymore, Matt. But I'm sure I was more successful than you were/are as you don't appear to be a very confident person. Don't worry though, you'll find a chick. There's an ass for every seat.
  4. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    You'd prefer "having sex with unattractive women"? What's the difference when it comes right down to it?
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  5. matthunter

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    I'm not that successful with women true, but even I know you don't go for the ass if you want God to approve.

    Unless you're fucking choirboys, but I never took you as a Catholic. Not wealthy enough, for one thing.
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  6. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I'm curious about the integrity of your stated beliefs.
  7. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    And why aren't you successful with women? Have you asked yourself this?
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  8. matthunter

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    I'm not sure we can post a negative value that large without destroying this site, the internet and possibly mathematics itself.
  9. matthunter

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    My general feeling is that, whatever the answer, it's unrelated to how much of a twat you are.
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  10. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    You believe in god you dipshit :rotfl:
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  11. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I'm simply a realist and I call them as I see em. Now, I personally wouldn't resort to banging ugly chicks but that's just me.
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  12. matthunter

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    Ah, the plaintive cry of the incel.
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  13. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    STFU @garamet !
  14. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Coming from a guy who just admitted he can't get chicks it seems you've sang that song before?
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  15. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Low blow
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  16. matthunter

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    Incels blame women for the fact they can't get them. Or imply they could easily get chicks with lower standards.

    You ever see me doing that, you might have a point.
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  17. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    And how would a comment like that go down with your pastor/priest/whoever?

    How about the congregation?

    I really am a bit confused at the way you seem to relate "respectability" with "going to church" yet are seemingly so disrespectful?
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  18. K.

    K. Sober

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    That's a perfectly natural sentiment for a pubescent boy. When you grow up, you'll learn more about sex, and that sentence will seem neither true or false but just silly.
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  19. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Yeah, how many fat ugly chicks have you screwed this week? :rolleyes:

    Here's a simple truth about sex for you - men are sexually attracted to sexually attractive women. That's nature, and no amount of SJW pseudo-feminist "body-shaming" claptrap is going to change it. Women who want to keep their men happy are women who are willing to put some level of effort into maintaining their appearance.
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  20. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Being one of those large chested women myself...the issue isn't about breast size, but the general way women have been objectified in the media, period and that only one type of woman is deemed sexy by the patriarchy.

    But even apart from that, the physics of some of these characters' Dimentions make my brain hurt. Like, after a certain size, they get fucking heavy and you're gonna have back problems just from doing regular shit, much less the jumping in most games.
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  21. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    And, let's be honest, their skills as well.
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    A grown woman is more willing to te you your skills suck than the alter boys, I'm sure. :brood:
  23. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    And I'm sure you have an ass the size of Texas. :(
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  24. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Well, it is nice to see that @The Flashlight is still sperging the fuck out.
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  25. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Hey, welcome back :techman:

    (This is Anna, BTW)
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  26. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    "Men are sexually attracted to sexually attractive women"

    Well that certainly can't be denied, but doesn't really say anything either. It's pretty much an empty statement given that "sexually attractive women" are by definition those women to whom men are attracted. Circularity does not a productive case make.

    The key thing is by and large most of us couple up with people to whom we are attracted, which happily happens to rely on entirely subjective and personal criteria.

    There's an old saying about beauty and the eye of the beholder.
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    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Totally what all the girls dream about. Sports jocks.
    No matter if they are ugly or pretty cheerleaders, this is what they all want.
    You definitely nailed it.

    Or did you?
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  28. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Exactly
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  29. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Only losers give a shit about video game titties. Fleshlight, apparently, is that loser.
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  30. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Personally I need a game with more cock.
    Where are all of the cock games?!












    (I'm totally going to regret saying that)
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