Uncle Albert needs a hug

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Mar 18, 2021.

  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why isn't @garamet posting them?
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Apparently posting from a phone, but needs a computer to take a screen shot. :facepalm:
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  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Now it's getting like:

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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Shut up you dumb throw pillow.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    UA- Feminism is emasculating men in fiction!! I'm getting sick of this Amazonian masterhood!!! :rant:

    Jenee- Step aside, I'll beat up garamet for you. :alpha:

    UA- Yes, ma'am. :(
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    If only it were Amazonian masterhood. :spank:
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  7. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    True in so many meat related contexts.
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  8. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Throw pillow is different. I will give you that. Can you do a little more than one line, or does it require dayton to be here for your humor to work?
  10. Jenee

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    It's a pretty long PM and I had to remove some info and ... you may be more tech saavy than I am, but .... anyway, for you weirdos who need to see it ...

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  11. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So would Jenee be peggy in that situation?
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  12. Torpedo Vegas

    Torpedo Vegas Fresh Meat

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    That was like my entire adult life, the Game of Thrones finale, and the Snyder Cut all wrapped up in a big box of disappointment.
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  13. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    2.3/10 :jayzus:
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  14. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    You gave it 2.2 points more than I would have.
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That's accurate. As for "catching" her, it's called a PRIVATE message. Yes, I know UA's RL name, but I would never post it in the RR.
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  16. Jenee

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    Hey, I never said it was a classic novel. Just that she came crying to me to stop being mean to her.
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  17. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What Useful Idiot, Shooter, and WABvUCH said.

    Plus, we know UA's name, Jenee.
    He blabbed it years ago.
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  18. Jenee

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    Accurate? It's verbatim.
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Six of one.
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  20. Jenee

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    Just shut up.
  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Or you'll do what? :wtf:

    See, there's this thing called context. I've got Lubak claiming I PMed him dozens of times about K1A on TBBS...which is a patent lie. @Tererun and I have exchanged maybe 2-3 PMs, which she'll now exaggerate into hundreds. (She also fails to understand that PMs can be made public as long as all parties consent. One would think the Master Troll would be aware of that.)

    So it occurred to me that it was possible you might edit that exchange just a little bit. You didn't. I appreciate that.

    Are you capable of leaving it there?
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    I DON'T CARE Stop speaking to me!
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Now this REALLY takes me back to Tamar vs garamet!
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'll take that as "I'd like this topic to go away, TYVM."

    You're welcome.
  25. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread" as they say...

    Dare I make a suggestion? If both of you would simply ignore the other one (not necessarily "put on ignore" but not respond to each other's posts, not tag each other, not try to converse with each other), at least for a month or six, it might make the board more agreeable for both of you.

    And perhaps for others as well...

    I also might point out that either one of you could do it on your own, even if the other one doesn't want to go along, and that would still be just about as effective.



    (Asyncritus runs and hides under the bed, fleeing from the ire of two women who don't like anyone even hinting at what they ought to do...)
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  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Nah. Tamar would have gathered her minions and had giggle-fits in Chat and ended by calling me a bint. Not the same category at all.
  27. Jenee

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    Your ignorance is overwhelming.

    My first post in this thread was regarding the topic. If we could get back to the topic, that would be great. So, either address the topic or GTFO.
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    Great suggestion. I've done so. Multiple times. But, for some reason, the other person continues to tag me in posts.

    Dear Asyncritus,

    I have a poster who continues to tag me in posts. I've tried to ignore this poster. I've tried to answer in such a way that most people understand I do not wish to continue. I've tried everything. I'm at my wit's end. How do you suggest I prevent this poster from harassing me? - without becoming Dayton and pestering the mods all day and night?

    Signed
    Someone tired of other poster's shit
  29. steve2^4

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    Almost finished this giraffe! going once... going twice...
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  30. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    More like Kelly.

    Is it "Fred"? It's "Fred," isn't it?
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