Release the long-form Shelter threads

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    It's been nearly a year since the last Shelter release. Release that juicy mod gossip.

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    Alternatively, if we've all been behaving too good this past year to warrant any Shelter threads, just let us know and I'm sure some pots can be stirred.
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  2. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti-establishment Staff Member Administrator

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    The Shelter is really boring. Even I forget it’s there most of the time. Still, there are probably a few threads that could be released. Check back later this afternoon.
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Thank you, time to read up on all that juicy mod gossip.
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  4. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    all the juicy stuff must happen on private messages.
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  5. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Nah there's some juicy news about Ted logging in a year ago. Gripping stuff.
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  6. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    If only I had a lawyer friend I would ask them to subpoena all their PMs, and then leak them.

    Sigh.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Please release more juicy mod gossip, all my shows are in reruns.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The mods are hiding their secrets. Release the banker's boxes full of juicy mod gossip.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    have we searched Dayton Kitchens' bathroom for the historical records of WF that he never returned when he was banned?
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  11. tafkats

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    Those are in the chicken coop.
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Well there's the thread where we discovered a fool proof way to ban Packard -- fuck I've said too much :calli:
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Is it going to take a federal indictment to release these threads. Inquiring minds want to know what the mods are hiding.
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  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Why don't you federally indict all over my balls! Yeeeargh! [/Lonaf!Mal]
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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The mods are hiding important shelter threads about the Titan sub. Release the threads now or orcas are going to take down the board.
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  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    My sonar is picking up a metallic flapping noise in the last known location of the Shelter Threads.
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  18. steve2^4

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    I have it on good authority the shelter imploded.
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  19. Bickendan

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    We tried making a thread in there and that happened. True story :yes:
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The admins will be crushed to hear it.
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  21. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Shit. Our sexbot thread got too loud :calli:
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  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I have it on good authority that the mods won't release the shelter threads because they contain conclusive proof that @Bill Carson isn't an insane alcoholic.
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  24. Bickendan

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    yea, right. Next you’ll tell me he’s not a teenager.
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  26. Order2Chaos

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    Trolling is not allowed in The Help Desk. Knock it off.
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    So I guess no more shelter threads??
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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