Joe Biden has COVID

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Hopefully he fares better than Trump!

    Though that’s a low bar.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I thought he already caught it a couple times.
    :huh:
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  3. Kommander

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    Someone has COVID? Well, color me shocked.

    It is a pretty rare disease, after all.
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  4. Order2Chaos

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    The head of an administration that seems pretty bent on pretending COVID is over or never happened got COVID? I’m shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
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  5. 14thDoctor

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    That's so weird. If there's anything Biden is known for, it's avoiding physical contact with other people. :bergman:
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

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    He apparently caught COVID from taking a tumble on his bike, and the CDC has announced that COVID has mutated to be spread via scrapes to the knee.
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  7. MikeH92467

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    That was the other guy...
    Look, I don't know if there is any way to handle this situation that isn't vulnerable to claims of over/under reaction. :clyde:
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    Well good thing hes vaxxed. The ones still getting hospitalized from this are the non-vaxxers.
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  9. Bickendan

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    Wait, the mayor of Portland got gassed?!
  10. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Walter Reed has all the best high-end, experimental treatments ready for any president.

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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Is that an IV of mustard? :lol:
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  12. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Dude.

    It’s piss.
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  13. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Just to clarify, it's not Trump's piss being collected. It's Putin's piss being pumped into Trump's stomach directly.
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