Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a Nazi?

Did Paladin defend the Swastika podium they used for last year's CPAC or am I confusing him with some other terminally stupid cunt?

I would say go with it. If he did not say it he probably pos repped whoever did and wished he had.

Senatus Pisstape-acus Qanon Republicanus.

Also, welcome back Paladinazi.

Opinion: Your Trump Card benefits

You may have some questions about the newly announced Trump Card! Well, I have answers!

What can I use my Trump Card for?
Winning!

Winning what?
Winning!

If I play my Trump Card in a game, do I automatically win the game?
Absolutely not, but it will allow you to say that the game was rigged against you and call the entire premise of the game into question. This is what is meant by winning.

What benefits do I get with my Trump Card?
A Trump Card!

Can I use my Trump Card to pay for things?
You can certainly try! Then when it isn’t accepted as a form of payment on the grounds that it is “some random card that has Donald Trump’s signature on it and a creepy picture of an eagle, not a valid credit card,” you can complain that you are being discriminated against for your political beliefs and create lots of problems.

The eagle looks kind of . . . Third Reich-y?
This is a simple misunderstanding! Just one of a series of isolated, totally spontaneous Trump-adjacent design mistakes that have been happening consistently without fail for the past five years!

One of the four designs for the card misspells the word “official.” Is the typo intentional?
The typo is proof of your card’s authenticity!

Does the card have any value?
The value of a Trump Card, like the value of Donald Trump himself, fluctuates from day to day, depending on how he is feeling. It is important that Donald Trump be kept happy so that your card will retain its maximum value.

Can I use my Trump Card as a vaccine passport?
You haven’t been following the news very closely, have you?

Will my Trump Card ward off disease and ill humors?
You are free to believe that it can! Start a Facebook group!

Is this a non-fungible token?
In the sense that it is something whose value I don’t understand and which I hope never to acquire, yes.

Can I use this to rent videos?
You can use it to really encourage YouTube’s algorithm to start showing you some questionable things!

Can I use this to check out books?
No.

Does the Trump Card give me membership in anything?
The confraternity of People Who Have Trump Cards.

Can I use it to get into places?
Any sufficiently stiff card can be used to open certain locks! This card, and $200,000, can get you into Mar-a-Lago!

Will this card work as an ID at airports?
Again, you can certainly try, and then get upset when it doesn’t work!

Does this work as a voter ID?
If Trump gets his way, it will be the only thing that does!

Stop responding like @Paladin is arguing in good faith, he's either got the brain works, or is intentionally being shit.

I can't argue a color scheme and a bird are very common design elements in good faith?

You can't argue in good faith.

If the last four years taught us anything, it's that whatever was good in you died a while back.

A brainwashed Trump acolyte might be able to...

Unlike Oldfella, Paladin has a brain capable of thinking for himself...which makes him even worse.

This is what fascists do, remove people who ask uncomfortable questions...

Did you miss this again @Paladin?

Are upside down red triangles and 14-88 also common design elements in your world?

I'd bet hard cash that the same dumb fuckers who would love to have this card in their wallet are also opposed to vaccine passports.

I would actually carry trump cards around with me if I was legally allowed to staple them to people's heads when they show me they support trump.

I am actually good with the label so I can not waste my fucking time on a trumpista.

@Paladin here ya go buddy.

You’ve said that the upside down red triangle and 14-88 aren’t common in your circles.

So what is your explanation for them appearing in a Trump ad?

Assuming the connection is intentional, is the use of the symbol intended to connect the Trump campaign to political prisoners or their captors? Symbolically, it could be either one. Or it could be neither. And a symbol thar nobody recognizes is not really a useful symbol.

And the "ad was posted 88 times" as evidence of some dog-whistle message is Bible Code-level numerology nonsense.

Yeah, it's not like there's a community of Trump-lickers sniffing for coded messages.
That are obsessed with pizzagate.
And the 17th letter of the alphabet.
Nope.
Good thing they never existed.

People who look for hidden messages will often find them whether or not those messages are present by design.

See the Bible Code, for instance.

Yeah, good thing we don't have politicians (including a former president) that would gleefully egg people like that on to hold on to power.
Yep, everything's juuuuust fiiine.

So you are a little lost without Rush to tell you what the code is? With Orielly gone fishin with trump you don't have too many tough guys left.

It has got to be hard to back bowtie chicken guy, or the WAP kid shapiro.

I think I busted a kidney laughing. Rush was the last tough guy on the right.

Can the mods please put a little bowtie on Paladin's avatar? It would go so well with his new voice.

Yes, whatever could a political campaign that actively sought out support from these people have to do with Nazi imagery?

And Neo-Nazi edgelords love coming up with ways to work their code words into things while maintaining plausible deniability.

No, no, I'm sure that the ADL is wrong on this subject

OH FFS!

https://twitter.com/daviddtss/status/1549879915528568832?s=21&t=Unpp1mVg9ztCnt4KMxlWRA

The Jan 6 committee has done a masterful job of building the timeline on that day. The syncing up of the testimony , video and audio is amazing. Just as an aside, I suspect that there was a lot of high tech audio cleanup to make the comments intelligible. There is extremely good noise reduction software available for less than a thousand dollars. What might be available for someone with an unlimited budget and people who's skill is far greater than mine is on display.

Sure, there was the teapot dome scandal and all the subsequent fraud perpetrated by the Democratic Party. But, I think Republicans should stop bringing that up. The only reports of voter fraud these days are from Republicans.

Speaking of Nazis ...

Jews, non-Christians not part of conservative movement, says GOP candidate's consultant

Jews and other non-Christians are "not conservative" because it is "an explicitly Christian movement" and because the US "is an explicitly Christian country," said Andrew Torba, the CEO of Gab and reportedly a consultant for state senator Doug Mastriano, the Republican candidate for governor of Pennsylvania, in a livestream responding to recent condemnations of Mastriano and Gab.

Mastriano has come into the public eye in recent weeks after US media outlets reported that he had spent $5,000 on advertising on Gab, a social media network favored by the far-right. The candidate has also reportedly paid for "campaign consulting" from the platform, with reports that new Gab users are set to automatically follow him.​

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-713128

In a speech today that seems like it's kicking off a 2024 run, Trumps big new policies were forced camps to round up homeless people in and giving the president more direct control of military force to use domestically.

I've seen that future...