Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

Yeah, when I buy my regular everyday clothing it is jeans and a shirt that can get trashed and replaced. When I spend money on clothing it has velvet, satin, lace, tulle, and it does all these cool things in the wind. The strange thing is that with clothing the label costs the most.

Hmm, let's see.

More than a half million new jobs in the last month.

Unemployment at 3.5 percent.

Some crash.

Looks like we're seeing a return to the Republicans' Obama-era strategy: if the economy isn't as weak as you desperately wish it were, just start shrieking that it's horrible at the top of your lungs. And hope that if you repeat your assertion often enough and loudly enough, people will believe you.

Almost 9% inflation and highest gas prices ever, but no, nothing to see here.

There being problems is not the same as a recession.

That isn't to mean a recession won't/isn't happening, but clinging to anything you can as an argument for it makes it clear that you are starting from a position of wanting there to be one and trying to find justification for that.

It’s a meme. I thought the bicycle thing was funnier.

Do you really think you can wriggle out of any bullshit by saying "I just thought it was funny, that's all" when you get called on it?

I would build Orthanc from the Tolkien universe and live in it.

1) No, they weren’t.

2) We are at what… 52 straight days of decreasing prices? During the summer travel season.

It's what plants crave.

Makes more "sense" when you remember the alt-right thinks soy consumption feminizes men.

https://www.theringer.com/tech/2017/11/3/16598872/alt-right-lingo-soy-boy

You live in an imaginary world.

It’s called reality BJ.

This year’s high for regular unleaded was on 6/14 at $5.016 a gallon.

One month ago the price per gal was $4.779.

One week ago it was $4.232.

Yesterday it was $4.113.

Today it is $4.084.

At least according to those woke commie pronoun-having libtards at *checks notes* AAA.

https://gasprices.aaa.com/

So sayeth the Disciple of Ayn Rand.

Chinese cooking uses soy like a motherfucker.
Chinese restaurants became as big as McDonald's right around the 70's & 80's.
That should have turned everyone gay.
Instead, 70's and 80's were the most homophobic decades.
Except at discos.
But you'd think Chinese joints would have opened next to discos to cater to all those gay guys.
Nope, not so much.

Yes, you are a clown that has to rely on a YouTuber to chop up Peter freakin’ Doucey to try and rescue you.

Real gas prices were not the highest they had ever been (June 2008 holds that record).

Gas prices have been falling every day for 52 straight days.

The US produces more oil today than when Biden took office.

It’s your boy Trump that allowed refiners to cut capacity during COVID not Biden.

What else you got BJ?