Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I don’t know who BJ is and Trump is not “my by”. Repeat it all you want, it doesn’t make it any more true. Anyway, can’t put you on ignore, but I will in fact be ignoring you from now on since you don’t care about facts and you insist on insulting me despite the fact that I didn’t insult you. I know why you resort to insults though because it’s all you got. It’s what people do when they run out of arguments.
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  2. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    It’s called reality BJ.

    This year’s high for regular unleaded was on 6/14 at $5.016 a gallon.

    One month ago the price per gal was $4.779.

    One week ago it was $4.232.

    Yesterday it was $4.113.

    Today it is $4.084.

    At least according to those woke commie pronoun-having libtards at *checks notes* AAA.

    https://gasprices.aaa.com/
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    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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  5. Tuckerfan

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  10. matthunter

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    Sadly, he will not, in fact, go to jail.

    Unless he's even more fucking stupid than he already is and tries to avoid paying the damages.

    Which I would not bet against. But as things stand he's more than able to pay what the court has ordered.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Isn’t Perjury a criminal offense?
  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Seems to depend on whether anyone wants to pursue it.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us/al...t-perjury-charge-would-be-unusual-2022-08-05/
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    The question is, though, what information related to 1/6 is on there? He might very well go to jail for that.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yep. Same hypocritical mindset that says the First Amendment applies to radio,television, and teh intarwebz but the Second only covers muskets and swords.
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The issue is that I don’t have to depend on other people’s money to exercise my right to own a firearm. If healthcare is a right, it requires all tax payers to participate and prop that right up.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Pieces of paper, telegraphs, TVs, computers, are conveyances for human thought.
    The human part doesn't change.

    Muskets to helicopter guns, all the things change.
    I'm not a telepath, but I hardly think the framers intended for one guy to be able to turn a concert sized crowd into splashes of chili.
    I think someone would have mentioned it.
    :shrug:
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're not one of the people who says that the second amendment means people should be able to own armed tanks, fighter jets, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, and a big list of similar things right?

    So you also agree that there is a limit to the effectiveness of the allowed arms, just differ on where that pine should be.
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