Mods, Please Rename my "Federal Farmer" Dual to "East Coast Dayton"

I originally created @Federal Farmer as an attempt at a more down to earth, ignorant (despite holding a degree), caricature of easily duped and social media brainwashed young Americans. Over time, his persona was infused with other challenging traits including:

• his ambiguous age;
• his marriage to a mail order Russian bride (and subsequent divorce);
• his dislike of immigrants;
• internally contradictory positions;
• his inheritance of money;
• hatred of wokeness;
• rampant alcoholism;
• numerous arrests;
• the inability to hold down jobs;
• would you like fries with that;
• an on-brand devotion to Joe Rogan;
• Trump daddy issues;
• "libertarianism";
• hints of homosexuality;
• impressive internet meltdowns;
• possible autism;
• a learning disability;
• the inability to pronounce the word "substantive";
• forgetfulness;
• rampant alcoholism;
• the inability to achieve a high school diploma;
• a degree in "history";
• a lack of understanding of historical events;
• voting against interests;
• easily solved medical issues; etc.

But over time, this lovable guy evolved into something more. Something new. Something familiar. Something...Dayton.

Yes, much like my prior work of art, Dayton Lavon Kitchens (seen here inquiring about Mao's porn collection), @Federal Farmer has now reached maximum density on the stupidity scale. And the similarities in traits between the two characters can't be ignored.

Since it's not possible to merge the @Federal Farmer account with the defunct Dayton account, the only right solution is to rename him into what he's finally become - East Coast Dayton (trademark pending).

I await eliteforge's decision.

*Googles "Mao porn collection"*

"East Coast Dayton" is $45 among the less self-respecting whores of New Jersey.

I feel like you jumped the ship when both duals used Nazi avatars.

Through the Great Firewall? I'm impressed

That may have been a step too far. I could not see what I was doing there.

dropping a clue so the veracity of the claim to the dual might be validated?

I for one welcome this change in your multiple alternate selves.

VPN, my dude. Never enter the mainland without one.