The 2022 Random Meme Thread

We don't?

The whole reason I started wearing a dress and being gay was to steal the mighty white chinbeard little mushroom. I use them to make luck potions for people who want to win the dailies. It is a good business as long as you can communicate with the brown peoples. For some reason the small white mushroom is really good at attracting money from heaven. Mine was too fucking big. Talk about the story of my fucking life.,

Everyone knows what I do. Even fucker carlson knows that once a little white boy looks at me it just falls right off and he has to buy a gun and a ford f150. At least science has come up with a cure. Back in the old days the things just fell off and the boy got beaten by his daddy, and then fucked by the priest until he stopped crying.

What hellspawn would not sign up for such a hoot of a job? Plus, I love me some little white mushroom caps. I could just eat them all fucking day like popcorn.

A lot of my drug addled ramblings make much more sense in person. At least my only crime is confusing the fuck out of people on the information super highway. It is not like I get behind the wheel when I am fucked up like some people around here.

I am talking about you @Federal Farmer .

The NC-17 comment was a joke, but certain scenes do have R-rated versions (probably due to F-bombs). We need to see this.

https://ew.com/movies/mrs-doubtfire-director-chris-columbus-nc-17-cut/

It's 'shopped.

The original:

Hmm, as presented in the Bible:
Lot's daughters: We want kids but there's no one around now but Dad. Welp.

Wonder if more like: Dude. You offered us up to be raped cause you didn't want to be gangbanged. Turnabout's fairplay, bitch.

(and yes, two wrongs don't make a right)

Y'know ... what they did on Yoko's is really easy. It's like 10 seconds with the healing brush.

But they had to spend way more time on John's ass than I care to contemplate.

A long-ass time.